FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.







REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.







FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs







REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM







FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.







REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"







FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.







REAL FRIENDS: cry with you







FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.







REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.







FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.







REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.







FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.







REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.







FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.







REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"







FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.







REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.







FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.







REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."







FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.







REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out







FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.







REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

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  • NIALLHORAN

    am i a real friend?

    1 decennium geleden

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