Normal people vs TWILIGHT FANS


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY JASPER! of OH MY JACOB!(OMJ)


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.


TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you.

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula.

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EMMETT SAVE ME!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett () was just at bat.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

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