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Parents Guide to Jrock
1.] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.

2.] When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.

3.] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.

4.] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.

5.] Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.

6.] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.

7.] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.

8.] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.

9.] Don't be suprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes

10] Your child will eventually start talking strangely. Here’s some explanation. Kawaii=cute, Kyaaaa=emotional positive outburst.

11] WIN is good, FAIL is bad

12.] Important rule: the more feminine, the more attractive

13.] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.

14.] If you listen through the door and the vocals sound like a mixture of Ancient Greek and Russion, assume it’s a Japanese man singing in English.

15.] When two males kiss, it is called fanservice. This is a good moment to say “Kyaaaa”

16] Score points by buying them Japanese items. Japanese candy and Hello Kitty are “win”.

17] Cinema Bizarre and Tokio Hotel are FAIL! Don’t go “but they are called Tokio Hotel”. Just no. It doesn’t work.

18] Never say Japanese people, Chinese people and Korean people are all the same.

19] Japan is holy, Tokyo is holy, Harajuku is holy.

20.] Maybe it’s a phase, maybe it’s serious, but let them enjoy it while it lasts ^^


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  • Chuggaa

    Hey! :3
    Er is éíndelijk een nieuw deel van Take My Hand [Simple Plan]! <3
    Part Two![/ur]
    xxox'

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  • VocalVoicess

    BONJOUR!
    xd ik ben hyper vanwege mijn verjaardag. Ikw eet dat ik zei dat ik het haat maar het is toch echt geweldig leuk omdat ik op drumles mag!

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  • Xyra

    oke. *shake hands*

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  • Xyra

    yeah me 2 maar jij mag hm hebbe, kanon en bou van an cafe en reita van the gazette zijn van mij

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  • Hopefulness

    Graag gedaan en dankjewel ^^

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