How to annoy jacob black

~Never use English around him - instead, bark.



~Poke him in the back all day and remind him Edward won.



~Serve him his food on the floor.



~Dance around him obnoxiously singging-"you imprinted on a new born!" over and over again.



~Ask him what's it like to live in a tepee.



~Tell him he smells like a vampire.



~Tell him Rosalie has a crush on him and is willing to dump Emmett for him.



~Tell him, they'd make a good couple.



~State that they even look alike.



~Beat him at a game and go, "Got second place again, Jake?"



~Tell him you're a cat person.



~Give him a cat for christmas.



~Tell him dogs and cats should get along.



~When he's with his pack sing, "Who Let TheDogs Out?"



~Buy him a Team Edward shirt.



~Tell him your a Team Edward, too.



~Ask him if he's had his rabbies vaccination.



~If he's getting on you nerves talking too much yell, "STOP BARKING!"



~Swich his shampoo with dog shampoo.



~Tell him, 'He Aint Nothin' But A Hound Dog.'



~Pretend you dont know where he is and sing, "Oh, where, oh, where, has my little dog gone?"



~Tell him only real men sparkle.



~Ask him how he does his hair.



~Tell him he should 'Soo wear pink highlights'



~When you're walking down the streets, steer him away from fire hydrents.



~If he asks, tell him you didnt want him getting any ideas.



~Ask him if, before Nessie, he ever considered dating a poodle.



~Sing 'OnCe a farmer had a dog and Jacob was his name-o, J-A-C-O-B!'



~Buy him a 'Bite Me' shirt.



~Give him a muzzle.



~Go cliff diving without him.



~Tell him that you know the 'real' reason La Push guys are so close.



~Wink when you ask him that.



~Tell him to go fetch a space heater


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