Brittany S. Pierce

Season 1


Brittany: I find recipes confusing


Will: Can anyone tell me what a ballad is?
Brittany: It's a male duck.


Brittany: She[Miss Pillsbury] is the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker


Finn: Hey don't make fun of Rachel. I mean, she's kind of cool. Brittany: Finn, that's mean.

Artie: I'm getting cold feet about doing this. Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?


Brittany: (seeing Puck without a Mohawk for the first time) Who is that guy?



Glee Tour 2010

Brittany: One day, I will make Kurt Hummel mine. You can count on that. Even though I can't count.


Brittany: See these guys back here, they're called stage hands, I've made out with every single one of them


Brittany: (To Kurt) You look like a boy peacock who likes other boy peacocks.

Season 2

Brittany: I wore a tank top because I thought it was summer. No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.


Brittany: My name is also Britney Spears.
Mercedes: What the hell is she talking about?
Brittany: My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce.


Brittany: I don't brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.


Brittany: Finn can fly?


Kurt: What are you going as for Halloween, Britt?
Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy.


Season 3

Kurt: Why don't you just run for student body president?
Brittany: I'm not smart enough.

Flashback:

Mrs. Hagberg: What's the capital of Ohio? [Brittany raises her hand] Brittany.
Brittany: O.

[The class looks at her and laughs.]

Mrs. Hagberg: What? Do you even know who the president is?
Brittany: Will.i.am.

[The class laughs harder.]


Brittany: Dude, I love Adele. She sounds like what banana cream pie sounds like when it sings.