Hansel and Gretel

The original story was simply a joke,

Without smoking, drugs, and without coke.

Hansel was evil, strong and tall,

Gretel was ugly, weak and small.

Hansel was addicted to drugs and food,

And every time in a very bad mood.

Gretel was fearful, thin and mad,

Always down, always sad.

Mum and dad left them in the wood

Without drinks and without food.

Hansel said: ‘I’m hungry sis,

And if I’m hungry, it’s amiss’

‘if you want you can eat my boots,

They are delicious, almost like fruits’

‘silly sis, I don’t want your shoe,

I’m really hungry, I will eat you!’

Gretel cried and ran away

Hansel ordered her to stay

He chased her, the whole day long

Suddenly they heard a song

‘nibble nabble gnaw

I want to eat you raw’

The children were afraid

‘please, god’ Gretel prayed

Hansel said: ‘come on

Sis, the sound is gone

Let’s find out what it was’

And he dove into the grass

Gretel said:” watch out

That sound was very loud

Maybe it was a hag’

She took a grip in her bag

With the mobile she had

She felt no longer bad

She followed Hansel through the leaves

And saw gingerbread eaves

A door, made of chocolate bars

‘this house is from the stars’

Gretel smiled, Hansel too

Gretel turned green and blue

Gretel must eat from the door

Hansel saw it and started to roar

‘you ugly bitch’ he called his sis

‘don’t disturb my only bliss

I found this place, now it’s mine

And it is my time to dine’

‘no, you’re wrong’ a voice cried

A witch appeared from her hide

She ate Hansel in one big snap

And Gretels’ arm when she tried to slap

‘you silly kid, don’t try to fight’

She grabbed Gretel and hold her tight

Gretel cried: ‘let me go!’

The witch said only: ‘no, no, no!

I will eat you another day

Until it’s time I want you to stay’

‘no,’ Gretel cried . ‘never, never!’

Gretel was friendly, but not clever

She ran inside and risked a jump

In the furnace, really dumb

‘bye bye, witch, I have to go,

To the hell, I think you know

It’s scary, bad, and everywhere black

And maybe I’ll see my brother back’

The witch cried and said: ‘ Gretel, goodbye

There comes a time, I also die

And if the time is there, you’ll see

Cause you are then again with me’

The witch laughed and took a knive

With one ‘swoosh’ she was robbed of life

Now they are in the hell

I don’t know them very well

But Gretel isn’t very glad

To have a witch with here in bath

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