PUKKELxDING zei op 6 jan 2012 - 22:09: ip
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[ bericht aangepast op 30 dec 2011 - 19:30 ]
[ bericht aangepast door een moderator op 6 jan 2012 - 22:10 ]
zit hier met een 13 jarige te praten die al drinkt uit Chile, waar the fck dat ookmag liggen
Ow, Argentinië
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Stranger: asl
You: Not that question again ): maybe im ageless, sexless and locationless and then? ):
Stranger: ok then ur a cyborg
You: Hmm no
Stranger: whatr u
You: A doll from chucky.. my wrist says; made in china
Stranger: hahahha
You: i love chinese food Yummm
Stranger: me tooo
You: But i can;t eat with sticks or was that Japan..
You: Chinese or Japan.. Can't eat with sticks..
Stranger: y cant u eat with chopsticks
You: fork is easier
Stranger: thats true r u asian
You: No.. Dutch 
Stranger: oh
You: And you?
Stranger: imm a black jamaican
You: Cool, i'm white.. do you like duo pinotti? i love only de brown.. white is yuck
Stranger: what is that
You: Nutella?
Stranger: yes ido
You: Nutella + white blergh stuff = Duo penotti
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: do u like jack daniells
You: What's that ?
Stranger: whiskey
You: Why did you think that i was a Asian ?
You: owww
You: I'm a bored human.. i only drink ice thea ;$
Stranger: because u brought up chinese food
You: yeah my wrist says; made in china.. that let me think about chinese food
Stranger: fail
You: What 
it is yummy..
Stranger: have u ever hhad sex
You: No ;d
Stranger: with a male
Stranger: good
You: Why ?
Stranger: just wonderinng how old r u
You: 17 and you?
You: i'm very old for a doll..
Stranger: 13 and u dont drink
You: No...
You: wait.. you're 13 and you drink? you're kidding me right?
Stranger: no im not kidding
You: something is wrong with you,,
You: where are you from?
Stranger: y do u say that
Stranger: chile
You: The what?
Stranger: argentina
You: Ahaa
Stranger: yer
Stranger: do u have an iphone
You: No
Stranger: what
You: No
Stranger: what kind of phone
You: LG (:
Stranger: g2g dinner
You: yeah.. bye
You have disconnected.
[ bericht aangepast op 30 dec 2011 - 19:48 ]
Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you
You: Koekje
Stranger: hii
You: hi ;d
Stranger: name
You: Why
You: i'm undercover, i can;t say my name
Stranger: just asked..
Stranger: ohh agent??
You: no.. someone who want to eat a cookie.. but the coockie can not see me..
Stranger: there r crores of name hw can i guess?
You: i can't say my name 
or the coockie knows who i am and runs for his life then
Stranger: 
Stranger: lols..
You: That's not funny
Stranger: i think u crezy..
Stranger: yes it is funny..
You: i think you're jealous that i have a lot of fantasy
Stranger: where r u frm cartoon??
You: no... Holland
Stranger: don u think u r made..
You: But my wrist says; made in china
Stranger: wt holland??
You: yeah holland
You: you know.. Holland, Dutch, The Netherlands?
Stranger: yes i knw them...
Stranger: u were there in world cup..
Stranger: dont u have any name..
Stranger: or u shy??
You: I can't say my name or the coockie will runs away from me.. and then i have no coockie to eat
Stranger: well this coockie is goin..
Stranger: bye..
You: Ahww
You: wait.. are you a coockie ?
You: omg can i eat you ? ;$
Stranger: y?
Stranger: have a fun..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ik denk dat ik het opgeef
Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you
tsss... was er nog niet een aangemaakt. Denk ik maak ik wel een nieuwe aan, vernieuw ik de pagina is er een nieuwe!
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: smurf
Stranger: f?
You: yes
You: m?
Stranger: 20 m here
You: 18 (:
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Stranger: I am 
Stranger: neva mind
You: i can't help u sorry
Stranger: no wait]
Stranger: u got a pic?
You: not for you
Stranger: oh please
Stranger: i m not a creep
You: i dont want that people are going to mastrubate on my pic
Stranger: are u so damn hot ? ! \
Stranger: i doubt that
You: damn you got me im fucking ugly
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you got me
Stranger: u are tough
You: (:
You: I am smart
Stranger: apparently u are
You: (:
Stranger: so atleast show me 1 pic
Stranger: just for fun
You: ok sec
Stranger: i wont masturbate
You:
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(Be)lieve in (you)rself
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Ik ga jullie zoeken!
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Dgee, that's not easy for me to read, you know.
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You: tY!
You have disconnected
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