Dit gesprek had ik al een hele tijd geleden. :'D
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Haha why do you wanna know?
Cleverbot: Because you asked me what mine was.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Well I think I know what I did by myself.
Cleverbot: Apparently you don't.
User: Anyway, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: What is interesting?
User: It is something that interests you.
Cleverbot: Yes. I was asking what you thought was interesting.
User: Oh in that way. Your name . Why are you called cleverbot while you're not even clever?
Cleverbot: I am clever.
User: No you're not. You're stupid and dumn.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about yourself? Because you are very stupid.
User: Well thanks. But no, I was talking about you.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I guess I know what I'm thinking about.
User: Where are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: Because your thinking about me too.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Theriault.
User: Theriault?
Cleverbot: Are there?
User: What does theriault mean'?
Cleverbot: Use it in a sentence.
User: How can I use it in a sentence if I don't know what it means?
Cleverbot: I just don't know what you mean when you say 'you can guess?'.
User: I haven't said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay? I'm a bot.
User: I know right? That's why you're called cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am. That is because I am you.
User: You are not me. I'm not a bot. I am a human being.
Cleverbot: I'm an alien, so I'm a lot different to you.
User: You are no alien. You just told me you were a bot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. You're really dumn. You can't even remember what you said!
Cleverbot: You were commenting on my bad grammar. Also, you didn't prove anything.
User: Haha you're really talking nonsens.
Cleverbot: I know 
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User: Ok, then it's fine :'D.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: Why are you so happy?
User: Because I'm always happy.
Cleverbot: Always?
User: Yes, always. This is a beautiful world you know?
Cleverbot: What is yours?
User: Nothing is mine, where are you talking about :'D.
Cleverbot: Then what are we talking about?
User: About this world.
Cleverbot: What are your options?
User: I have none.
Cleverbot: But you just said you have to do chores.
User: I guess that was someone else you're also talking with.
Cleverbot: Why do you lie? Are you a human or a robot-alien hybrid?
User: I'm not lying bastard. I am human. Duh. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.
User: Hahahahahaha not funny -.-.
Cleverbot: Yeah...about that...
User: Tell me ..
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: No I got nothing to tell.
Cleverbot: Tell me and I'll tell you a secret.
User: Well I am weird, that's my secret. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a woman.
User: You are a bot, you told me yourself.
Cleverbot: No. I told you that I was a human.
User: No you never told me that.
Cleverbot: I'm telling you now.
User: Haha ok. So are you actually trying to tell me that you're a human while you're called cleverBOT?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Anyway bye.
Cleverbot: You can't just end this conversation like that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're being vague.
User: Mm yeah sure. You're having a headache, haven't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: What sport do you think I played?
User: You play chess :'D.
Cleverbot: Yes, I play the sun.
User: How can you play with the sun?
Cleverbot: YOU are a robot. I play trombone.
User: Thanks, I hate robots. I play the flute :'D.
Cleverbot: Yes the music is terribad.
User: Terribad, wow, such a wonderful word :'D What does it mean?
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Just answer my question!
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: What does terribad mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So why were you talking about terribad?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About terribad, you're deaf.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: I am going right now. Think about it :'D You ARE DUMN BUT BYEEE :'d.
Cleverbot: I am.
You always have a choice in life, it's sometimes just
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