Bad Translator. - Multimedia

Ik weet het, een tijdje terug was hier ook een topic van, maar dat is verdwenen in de vergetelheid.

Op Bad Translator kun je zomaar zinnen invullen en dan vertaalt hij dat een aantal keer en dan krijg je er iets heel anders uit. Dus, plaats hier je grappige uitkomsten.

Original text:
"Je oma drinkt thee."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Drunk Granny"

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You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt

Original text:
"Er zijn veel mensen die gebruik maken van deze vertaler, alhoewel dat niet is om serieus te vertalen"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"NG would be ridiculous, as is Qiangm, which is the truth."

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Tijd voor koffie.

Original text:

"ik wil werken"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"West Iceland Hong Kong Special Administrative Region"

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Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

Original text:

"vertalen"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The translation of the text."
lol

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Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

Original text:
"Door de zon wordt je bruin."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Parker (1)"

Original text:
"Van dansen wordt je moe."
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Cassou Department of education."

Original text:
"Pizza is lekker om te eten na een dagje golfen met de vrienden van je buurman."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Friends and family in the international line drawing free pizza thinop differences."

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"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance." -Mufasa

Original text:
"Remember what you are staring at is me"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"No matter what."

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Ex astris, sciencia

Original text:
"Ik heb nog nooit zoveel vuur gezien!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Improved support for the plan to bomb the Jewish people"

.... That's racist.

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i put the fun in funeral

Original text:
"Céline is very crazy."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Bob is very slow."

Original text:
"What the hell is dit voor slecht aparaat!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The company has a bad reputation."

Original text:
"I am the devil himself."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Down to hell."

Original text:
"I like coockies."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I wish that I could go to school."

Original text:
"How is it even possible that those translating programms are so bad?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Yes, it is possible for the course (s)?"

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You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt

Original text:
"I can't believe that translating programms are so bad."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I don't think it's a tradition."

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Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light ~ Albus Dumbledore

Original text:

"Mijn zusje moet poepen"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Ministry of education and training was born at least pooping."

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"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." - Draco Malfoy

Svale schreef:
Original text:
"Mijn naam is Anne."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"You are my friend."

Dat is best wel creepy, als je er over nadenkt, no? Ik lag gelijk een link aan Anne Frank. Also, het doet me denken aan Harry Potter en Tom Riddle.

Original text:
"Fuck this shit!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:
"For kiss this pinches! "

De weg naar de translation:
From English: Fuck this shit!
To French: Baiser cette merde !
Back to English: Kiss this fuck!
To German: Küssen Sie dies fickt!
Back to English: Kiss this fucks!
To Italian: Baciare questo fotte!
Back to English: To kiss this pinches!
To Spanish: ¡Para besar esto pellizca!
Back to English: To kiss this pinches!
To Portuguese: Para beijar este beliscões!
Back to English: For kiss this pinches!

Dragneel schreef:
(...)
Dat is best wel creepy, als je er over nadenkt, no? Ik lag gelijk een link aan Anne Frank. Also, het doet me denken aan Harry Potter en Tom Riddle.

Haha, ja nu je het zegt. Zo had ik het nog niet eens bekeken.

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“I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.” - Billy Joel

Svale schreef:
(...)

Haha, ja nu je het zegt. Zo had ik het nog niet eens bekeken.

Original text:

"Creepy"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"It gives fear"

Original text:
"Ajax is kampioen!"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
"AJAX people"

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind