Chat with a Stranger - Stamcafé

Ja, die is alweer vergeten, Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

[ bericht aangepast op 17 nov 2009 - 17:44 ]

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Your make-up is terrible

Fragile schreef:
Ik heb echt alleen maar serieuze mensen...

ik heb er eentje dat zelfmoord wilt plegen

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Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.

Ze zouden een nickname moeten hebben, dan weet je of je al iemand hebt gehad ofzo.
Want ik had een jongen die heel leuk was, maar hij moest weg, maar we wouden nog contact, maar hij heeft geen msn ofzo, da's wel stom. -'

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- hoi ;D

Fragile schreef:
Ik heb echt alleen maar serieuze mensen...

Waar begin je je gesprek mee? Begin met iets grappigs en als het saai is gelijk disconnecten - dat is wat ik doe in ieder geval :'D

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There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

Stranger: I'm going to commit suicide....
You: Oh really?
Stranger: yes... i feel like shit
Stranger: noone to talk to
Stranger: my life is crashing down on me
You: How come?
Stranger: i just found out my wife is cheating on me..... 25 years with her and i came home... and she was banging my brother...
Stranger: not to mention the fact my son turned out to be gay
Stranger: i got fired last week
You: That's not fine, but you don't have to kill yourself for that.
Stranger: i think im going to go an kill everyone at the job and then kill myself
Stranger: please... just talk to me a little
Stranger: dont disconnect
Stranger: i dont want to feel alone...
Stranger: i dont have anyone to talk to
You: Why do want to kill innocent people?
Stranger: all my friends.... they all dislike me
Stranger: im just angry...
Stranger: at the world i guess
You: But you doesn't have to kill yourself and other people
Stranger is typing...

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Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.

Moustache schreef:
Ze zouden een nickname moeten hebben, dan weet je of je al iemand hebt gehad ofzo.
Want ik had een jongen die heel leuk was, maar hij moest weg, maar we wouden nog contact, maar hij heeft geen msn ofzo, da's wel stom. -'

Had ik een paar dagen geleden ook. Dat zuigt echt heel erg

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Stranger: Din sannsynligvis lurte på hvordan jeg snakker språket ditt, men jeg kan snakke over 55 språk som det var en del av min grad i lingusitics
You: me to :'D
Stranger: kan du også?
You: Yes i love Tom Kaulitz to.
Stranger: Добре добре IM от България
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Stranger: i think im going to do it right now
Stranger: im going to do it
Stranger: gag
Stranger: afgaghn
Stranger: edghrw
You: oh now
You: no*
You: because
You: then I'm complicit
Stranger: im so pissed off though uggh\
You: Because, I knew that your wanna do it.
Stranger: they arnt going to know who u were
Stranger: unless i leave my window open
You: Hmmm
You: do you know Tokio Hotel?

[ bericht aangepast op 17 nov 2009 - 20:26 ]

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Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.

Oh, die kerel was er maar mee aant lache --'

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Wrinkled linen and half tinted sunnies.

Stranger: Don't talk to strangers! 'Coz they're only there to do you harrrrm!
You: okay daddy
Stranger: Now come over here and let's change that diaper!
You: haha omg ypur genious
Stranger: Ypur? *
You: you're*
Stranger:
You: but daddy, i already changed it o.o
Stranger: Good grammaire is good
Stranger: YOURSELF?
You: yes daddy
Stranger: WHO SAID YOU COULD DO THAT!?
Stranger: -beat-
Stranger: -beat-
Stranger:
You: mommy did n_n
Stranger: -cackles-
You: no daddy don;t touch me ! *cries*
You: wéééée'h

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I solemny swear i am up to no good

IK HEB EEN BOB ;o
You: BOB
Stranger: the BUILDER
You: ARE YOU THERE BOB THE BUILDER?
Stranger: AND BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!
You: NICE TO MEET YOU BOB
Stranger:
Stranger: and who might you be?
You: I'M YOUR GIRLFIEND, WENDY
Stranger: ahh yes
Stranger: lets call scoop, muck and dizzy
You: I like dizzy :'3
Stranger: have a building

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some braincells

Mijne is geniaaaaaal.

You: BOB
Stranger: not
You: Shit, thought I'd finally found him
Stranger: ho?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: who u found?
You: I thought I finally found bob
Stranger: sadly
You: Hmhm
Stranger: u in love with him or what?
You: Nooooo good lord, he's ugly
You: but he's nice ^^
Stranger:
Stranger: poeple named bob are fat
You: True
You: So what's your name?
Stranger: notbob
You: Hi notbob
Stranger: hwllo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sorry
You: Ollaaaaa
Stranger: What?
You: Nothing (:
Stranger: u playing?
Stranger: or not
You: of course
You: I'm here for fun
Stranger:
You: I don't know any bob
Stranger: oh yes u do
You: I do? x'D
Stranger: yeah u do know him
You: Oke
Stranger:

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We'll still love each other, forever and always. <3

Ik chat lekker met Reverse!

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Your make-up is terrible

iemand uit nieuw zeeland :p

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"Robbing someone of their smile and putting it on your face doesn’t make you happy." - Tablo

Assassin schreef:
Ik chat lekker met Reverse!

Whaha Lol

Alexithymia schreef:
(...)

Waar begin je je gesprek mee? Begin met iets grappigs en als het saai is gelijk disconnecten - dat is wat ik doe in ieder geval :'D

Haha ik disconnect steeds. Ze beginnen meteen al serieus te doen, en dan zeg ik wat en dan worden ze boos ofzo of disconnecten mij ;x