Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé

Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

Your make-up is terrible

Ik praat met een meisje over relaties, like ze zou het totally geweldig vinden moest haar vriendje bij dr op school zitten en ik zit dat maar uit haar hoofd te praten dat dat totaal niet zo leuk is :'D

"You move me, Kurt." ~ Blaine Anderson

OMG sommige zijn weirdos

Er was ene en die zei de hele tijd "I Love You"

Stop wishing, Start doing..

Dussuh,
ipv van Hallo zeggen wij BOB?:'D

everything, in time

Stranger: Wanna trade Pics
You: Wanna fuck my computer?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Desolate schreef:
Dussuh,
ipv van Hallo zeggen wij BOB?:'D

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

hij doet het niet bij mij. ]:

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Breeze schreef:
(...)

JAAA
alleen sommige vinden dat niet zo leuk ]:

Haha, dat heb ik gemerkt

You: You dog?
You: me cat.
Stranger: woooo
Stranger: me do u in ass
You: you use condom?
Stranger: No needdd :D
You: Yeeesh. Me fame cat. Can get baby.
You: Unless you want to be dad?
Stranger: No Das
Stranger: Dad
Stranger: me no want kiddies
You: Than buy a condom. Ö
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: then use it with you
You: Nice.
Stranger: how old are u ? ? ?
You: You realy wanna know?
You: You might get scared.
Stranger: Yessss
You: 182
Stranger: Wowwww
Stranger: Do u have saggy boobs
You: Yep; they're at my knies.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: i have a big penis
Stranger: and im 18
Stranger:
You: Gee great. No ball bra?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: you can see on msn if you likee
You: Gee; i think I'll pass on that one.

-I say to you; wtf?

We'll never be as young as we are tonight

You: BOB?
You: THAT YOU?
You: NO, YOURE KIDDING
Stranger: Yeah, that you Bill?
You: IS THIS REALITY?
You: OMG, YES!
You: There you are, Bob!
Stranger: HOLY SH!T
Stranger: Thats unbelievable
You: Ive been looking everywhere for you, Bob!
You: What have you done these days?
Stranger: You know, sleeping, eating, banging your wife
You: WHAT?
You: that's why she left..
Stranger: Yeah, my bad
You: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
You: YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND
You: WE USED TO HANG OUT
You: DRINK A BERR
You: AND
Stranger: Will a donut cheer you up?
You: PLAY SOME POOL
You: NO
You: NOTHING
You: I will commit suicide.
Stranger: How 'bout 2 donuts
You: All your fault.
You: No.
You: I'll be gone in 1
You: in 2
You: in 3..
Stranger: NO!!!
Stranger: Ok, ok a ber, a donut, a nuclear bomb and all of Russia
Stranger: beer*
Stranger: Final offer
You: *bill is dead*
Stranger: Curse you!!!!
Stranger: I'm going to go eat the donut that you didn't want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AY
You: Hey
Stranger: how are you ?
You: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
Stranger: pretty, good thankss
Stranger: where you from ?
You: Belgium, you?
Stranger: canada
Stranger: you talk french ?
You: No, I'm very bad in french, I'm from the flamish part of belgium
Stranger: oooh, ok hehe
Stranger: cause im french lol
You: Really?
You: Maybe I can practice my French now. x'D
Stranger: ahahaha, quel age as-tu?
You: J'ai 16 ans.
You: Cette question est facille. x'D
Stranger: heehe, moi aussi
Stranger: as-tu un passe-temps favori ?
You: Je joue du piano. x'D
You: Et toi?
Stranger: cool moi je joue au football
You: Je n'aime pas du football. ;x
Stranger:
You: Mais je suis une fille. x'D Donc, ça peut être la raison. x'D
Stranger: je suis une fille aussi tabaarshit
You: tabaarshit? x'D
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: unusual combination
Stranger: of two swear words
Stranger: you know how to swear in french ?
You: Gha, that's possible. x'D
Stranger: osti de tabarnac de criss de mangeux de marde
You: Maybe if you say it
Stranger: example
Stranger: the tabar is from tabarnac
Stranger: and shit.. well from shit
You: Que'est-ce que c'est la?
You: Gha, that's logic. x'D
Stranger: qu'est-ce que quoi est quoi?
You: osti de tabarnac de criss de mangeux de marde; I cannot translate it
Stranger: with a translator!? youll never get that
Stranger: equals in : fucking son of a bitch
Stranger: to* not in lol
You: Ghaa,
Stranger: its not litteraly that
Stranger: but equals in like insult level
You: Owkee. x'D
Stranger: lmao, did you know any of them?
You: Imao? No.
Stranger: french people from europe usually say merde right ?
You: Yes, that's right
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: yea we dont say that
Stranger: but we say marde
You: What do you say?
Stranger: or they say like putain
You: Yes, i know
You: someone said that once
Stranger: sti, criss, maudit, sacrament = shit
You: Everything of that has the same meaning?
Stranger: épais, batard, connard = stupid
Stranger: yeah lol
You: I don't know all these words
Stranger: ahah typical shit from quebec
Stranger: im from montreal thats why
Stranger: but i live in ottawa
You: And that's in canada?
Stranger: yes, the capital actually
You: Is Canada also a city?
Stranger: 2nd biggest country in the world ?!
You: Damn, that's very big. x'D
Stranger: yeah ahah after russia of course
Stranger: just over the USA
Stranger: are you really 16?! lol
You: I know, Russia is very big
Stranger: most people your age know canada
You: Uhu,
You: Yes
You: I know where canada is;
Stranger: oooh, i thought you thought canada was a city lol
You: Gha, yes, but i guess that i didn't read the question very well
Stranger: ooh ahaha kk lol
You: How late is it in Canada?
Stranger: only 5 pm
You: Gha, It's 11 pm now
You: with me
Stranger: woow ! its late lol
You: Uhu, i know. But I'm not tired now
Stranger: ahaha lots of energy lol
Stranger: so how are the guys in belgium lol? heehe
You: What can I say?
You: They are nice, they like to make fun
You: Eum, wthat would you know?
Stranger: i dont know what you can say lol
Stranger: i heard funky things from indian people
Stranger: they have many girlfriends lol !
Stranger: at the same time !
You: Damn,
Stranger: and the girl dont give a shit lol
You: they are cheeting the girls
You: That's not really love
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: yes i know, i was really surprised to hear that
Stranger: and no dont have one lol
Stranger: do you ?
You: Me neither
Stranger: lol, i cant find the right guy lol -.-
Stranger: all stupid !


En het is nog niet gedaan.

Zelfs de kleinste ster schittert in het donker

Stranger: hola
You: hiya
Stranger: im a shemale
You: awesome!
Stranger: what about your sex?
You: i'm part penguin
Stranger:
Stranger: sorry i cant understand u

I clicked my heels and wished for you.

Stranger: hi
You: are you gay?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

- hoi ;D

Stranger: scene kid?!
You: YEAH! Emo kid?
Stranger: really ha
You: oh
You: So, you're depressed?
Stranger: no lol
You: YOU MUST BE!
You: You're an emo!
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: are oyuuu an emo kid
You: no, like I said
You: I'm a scene kid
Stranger: ohhh I see
Stranger: thats cool lol
You: i know right
Stranger: my friends and I are on here just asking people that
You: OH, i'm asking people if they're gay
You: so are you gay?
Stranger: no lmao
You: too bad
Stranger: are you? lol
You: no, r u kidding me?!
Stranger: lmaoooo JUST ASKING
Stranger: so
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: i am
You: a girl
You: and you ?
Stranger: girlll
You: oh, that's nice
Stranger: thankss haha
Stranger: so yer a scene girl Im guessing coolcooll
You: yes, i'm so damn scene
You: and cool
Stranger: ohh nice got any scenster pix
You: no
Stranger: then yer not scenee
You: YES I AM!!
You: have you got any emo pix?
Stranger: IM NOT EMO
You: Yes you are!!!
Stranger: no.
Stranger: choke on yer coon tais
Stranger: bye
You: fuck you, depressed woman
You: choke on your misery!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: m/f?
You: shemale!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

komop! het was net zo leuk

Shenanigan schreef:
Stranger: m/f?
You: shemale!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

komop! het was net zo leuk

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