Chat with a stranger 2 - Stamcafé

Deel 2
Omegle.
Het handelsmerk van Quizletters is BOB.

Heheh, je chat hier dus met een random persoon, die zich meestal gewoon vervelen.

Edit: Asl is betekent: Age, Sex, Location.

Your make-up is terrible

oh ik had zo'n lang gesprek met een lieve jongen. ;O hij was 26 en woont in engeland, en hij was heel lief. :o het was zo'n leuk gesprek :o en nu is hij wegggg -nee ik heb mij niet gewend ofsoooo x') -

" 'Cause my religion is you, Kleine Monsters."

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Are you capable of maintaining a conversation?
You: Yes, always.
You: But don't be some creepy cyber person.
Stranger: No it's okay. I just wanted to chat
You: Okay, good. Me too.
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm alright thank you
Stranger: What have you been up to?
You: I just bought 2 new jeans, a dress, and two shirts. And now I am happy.
Stranger: Oh fantastic!
Stranger: What are the shirts like?
You: I am dutch, so I hope you'll understand;
Stranger:
You: One is longer, and you can wear it with a legging (?) or something, and is loose. It has a silk top underneath, and its colours are blue and brownish.
Stranger: Oh that sounds nice Leggings are cute ahah!
You: The other one is black with blue/green, and is normal size. It has butterfly-arms (x]) and it's reaaaaaaally pretty ='D
You: Haha, yeah they are!
Stranger:
You: Haha.
You: I'm going to wear this last shirt on a feast at school :]
Stranger: that's cool

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: HIRE
You: FIRE?
You: ORHIRE?
Stranger: NO, HIRE
You: WHERE?
You: O
You: WHATS HIRE
Stranger: YOU HAVE TO SAY HI
You: OH
You: HELLO
Stranger: SO I SAY HIRE
You: BUT WHY HIRE?
You: CANT YOU SAY JUST HI
Stranger: because HIRE is HI
You: OH
You: YEAH
You: I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAT

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: have you seen spongebob? he raped my dog
Stranger: w000t
Stranger: no i havent seen him
You: i'm gonna kill that yellow sponge
Stranger: you are acusing him of a big big crime
Stranger: what if it isnt true
Stranger: you could ruin his life
You: hmm, you've got a point!
Stranger: spongebob would never rape any dogs
Stranger: he liks sponses
You: but, if spongebob didn't rape my dog.. who did it then?
You: yesterday my dog told me with tears in her eyes that she was raped by a yellow thing..

a figment of your imagination

Ik praat nu met een heel aardig meisje uit Noorwegen, lol :')

There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

Oh ik had een mega lieve gast uit Engeland echt mega lief, en khad er keiveel gemeenschappelijk mee enzo. En nu.. Is die weg en praat ik er nooit meer tegen, echt jammer.

Ik praat nu met iemand over spaghetti, haha :')

Whaha

Stranger: cyber sex?
You: a flying pie is crossing the sky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a flying pie is crossing the sky
Stranger: shits weird, cant deny
Stranger: but fly, flying pie, fly
Stranger: and if you cant, just try
You: nice ^^
Stranger: haha thanks

Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: if you are a perverteddd horny man with a boner who wants to have cyber sex, plz dnt continue.
Stranger: are you?
You: no
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: k
Stranger: r u a man?haha
You: no
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: r u lez?
You: no
Stranger: im nott
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: UNICORNS PEA OUT THEIR ASSES, AND SHIT OUTTA THEIR COCKS.!!! KINDA LIKE DODO BIRDS!!!

[ bericht aangepast op 18 nov 2009 - 22:59 ]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a flying pie is crossing the sky
Stranger: hi i male from brazil
Stranger: pie in sky?
Stranger: you woman?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: YOU HAVE BOOBIES?!
You: yeah me woman
You: you need playboy?
Stranger: we make babies now?
Stranger: no io playt with woman
You: we make not
Stranger: why no baby? i am sex
Stranger: that how i say it?
Stranger: bye bye pie
You: bye bye perv
You have disconnected.

RainbowDrop schreef:
(...)

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: do u like sesame street when u kids?
You: haha, yes of course
You: you?
Stranger: yes, i'm on watching some show classic music moments in sesame street
Stranger: from rolling stone
Stranger: is funny and great
You: Hahaha, can you give me the link? Or is it on tv?
Stranger: no is in the you tube

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Breeze schreef:
(...)

Ghehhee.

And this I believe: that the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world.

2492 users onlineConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17 female belgium
Stranger: i am from costa rica
You: oh nice :] how old are you?
Stranger: belgium is belgica here
Stranger: 22
Stranger: well
Stranger: i dont think
Stranger: about that
You: thinking about what?
Stranger: about belgium.....
Stranger: what is the belgium emm

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