Hoezo droog XD - Stamcafé

Ik praat met zo'n kerel op Omegle, en hij is zo droog. x'D
Klik voor gesprekslog. x'D

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die gasten daar zijn altijd droog

Maar deze is de droogste die ik ken

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Brengt me op een idee -ik verveel me- Let's start omegle xd

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"Robbing someone of their smile and putting it on your face doesn’t make you happy." - Tablo

Spine schreef:
Maar deze is de droogste die ik ken

Haha, lol x'D

You: Tomato's are gonna rule the world
Stranger: OHNOEZ! We gotta stop them!
You: YEAH! But.. how?
Stranger: Uuuh.. I make spaghetti
You: OH! And i make tomatosauce of them! GENIUS!
Stranger: HELLYEAH.

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All this dampness is damp.

Sommige daar zijn wel goor hoor en veel zijn zo goedgelovig

Stranger: And the Lawn needs to be mowed.
Stranger: And the pet fed.
You: The lawn is mowed
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Well, I tried.
Stranger: No fear in you.
Stranger: Good.
You: Yay
Stranger: You pass.
Stranger: for now.
You: I should be happy i guess?

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Soldier schreef:
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Haha, lol x'D

You: Tomato's are gonna rule the world
Stranger: OHNOEZ! We gotta stop them!
You: YEAH! But.. how?
Stranger: Uuuh.. I make spaghetti
You: OH! And i make tomatosauce of them! GENIUS!
Stranger: HELLYEAH.

Haha, ge-wel-dig :'D

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"Robbing someone of their smile and putting it on your face doesn’t make you happy." - Tablo

tranger: I wrote you a song
You: Hi =]
Stranger: Wanna hear it?
You: ok =]
Stranger: We're no strangers to love/ you know the rules and so do I
Stranger: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of/you wouldn't get this from any other guy
Stranger: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling/gotta make you understand
Stranger: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you.
Stranger: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, motherfucker!

Da's gewoon eng x'D

You: I should be happy i guess?
Stranger: brb
You: okai
Stranger: You would rather fail?
Stranger: Be glad.
You: Nono, failure is epic.
Stranger: Sometimes..
Stranger: Not when it is just pathetic.
You: True
Stranger: Like Light.
Stranger: In that puddle.
You: yay, puddles
Stranger: Splish splash.
You: Dash dash
Stranger: Pass pass?
You: Flashlights c:
Stranger: Sunlights/Dawnflights
Hij is echt vaag x'D

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You: Monkeys are gonna rule the world. We must stop them! Are you with me?
Stranger: Yes i am! I hate does friggin' monkeys!
You: How could we stop them?
Stranger: We could.. Catch them in pokéballs and trade them like.. baseballcards.
You: Were do we get pokéballs?
Stranger: Shut up, you fool!

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All this dampness is damp.

Stranger: Call me sensei, for their is much I can teach you.
You: No thankyou, I'll call you Sally.

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Spine schreef:
Stranger: Call me sensei, for their is much I can teach you.
You: No thankyou, I'll call you Sally.

Hahahahaha! Geniaaaal! x'D

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All this dampness is damp.

HAHAHAA

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I rather make mistakes than do nothing. I rather mess up than miss out completely.

LOL
Stranger: I am told Sarah Connor is here, can I speak to her
You: No she's dead
You: Terminator killed her
Stranger: Bullshit
You: Stupig Terminator ¬¬
You: *stupid
Stranger: I'm a cybernetic organism, I know you're lying
You: No I am not
You: This is a newer Terminator
Stranger: Don't bullshit me
You: that is ways better then you =]
You: A better program ;d
Stranger is typing...

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Easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, motherfucker!

You: Now I shared my wisdom with you.
Stranger: hahah.
Stranger: That is not wisdom, I know for I am the human guru of everything.
You: Sally \
Stranger: That is truth though
Stranger: NOESSSSSS
Stranger: You are not nice.
You: Sorry
Stranger: You owe me. That is twice you have violated my creed.
You: Well, you violated my breed!

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