You: LARRY!
Stranger: What's your zombie invasion plan?
You: OMG LARRY SAID A WORD!!
Stranger: hi
You: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Sex!?
You: NO!
Stranger: *sexes*
You: I DON'T WANT SEX WITH LARRY
Stranger: Too late
You: :'(
Stranger: You just had sex with Larry
Stranger: im nigger
You: Me too
Stranger: yeah brother
You: Yeah
Stranger: lets sing some rap
You: okay
Stranger: I star
Stranger: Hey Matharfucker what are you looking...
You: omg you're a bad rapper
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: omg that just sounded só gay
You: are you gay?
Stranger: no :d
You: why not? =[
Stranger:
You: dont u like gays?
You: are u rasict?
You: gays rock T^T
Stranger: no, yes i like gays
You: no yes?
You: MAKE A CHOISE WOMAN
You: or are you a guy?
You: that would be awkward
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: OLLAH. ^^
Stranger: hi
You: I'm gonna call you Bob.
You: Hello BOb, how are you? :'D
Stranger: great
Stranger: how are you john
You: Very, very good, Bob.
Stranger: ( i am gonna call you john)
Stranger: yay
You: I like my new name.
Stranger: anyhoodle
Stranger: i have an interesting pen collection
Stranger:
You: Woah, I haven"t O.O
Stranger: oooh no