Chat with a stranger! 2 - Stamcafé

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als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen



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Tanya is de beste.

Ik heb een Australier op msn! Aya mate

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"I shut my eyes in order to see.'

Ik praat met een Braziliaaaan!

ik praat met een Fin en ze ging me fins leren, wat waarschijnlijk allemaal scheldwoorden zijn ofzo

You: do you have moose?
Stranger: why?
You: a moose*
Stranger: moose?
Stranger: what?
You: i do not speak finnish
You: it's an animal
Stranger: i don`t have moose?
You: I DO
You: everyone in holland has one
You: it's a beautiful animal
Stranger: do you mean mouse?
You: no a moose
Stranger: i don´t understand
You: it's like a rendeer
Stranger: ooooooo
Stranger: now i understand
Stranger: se on hirvi
You: ikr

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There are several things that I have been doing wrong.

ik praat met een Fin en ze ging me fins leren, wat waarschijnlijk allemaal scheldwoorden zijn ofzo

You: do you have moose?
Stranger: why?
You: a moose*
Stranger: moose?
Stranger: what?
You: i do not speak finnish
You: it's an animal
Stranger: i don`t have moose?
You: I DO
You: everyone in holland has one
You: it's a beautiful animal
Stranger: do you mean mouse?
You: no a moose
Stranger: i don´t understand
You: it's like a rendeer
Stranger: ooooooo
Stranger: now i understand
Stranger: se on hirvi
You: ikr

moose zijn zo van die rendieren^^

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Get outta my head!

You: hiiiiii
Stranger: hai
You: how are you?
Stranger: 16.

MWHAHAHA

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Het heden is de geschiedenis gezien door de toekomst.

You: Ollaaah
Stranger: oooi
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: yes
You: Are you afraid of aliens?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i love aliens <3
You: Because i'm an alien
Stranger: *-*
Stranger: marry me?
You: No, I'm already married :'D
You: With a dino
Stranger: aah
You: Too bad
Stranger: do you have a brother?
You: No, 2 sisters
Stranger:
You: And! I have a little dog :'D
You: You can marry him ^^
Stranger: really? *-*
You: Yes :'D
Stranger: *O*
You: Do you want to marry my dog?
Stranger: sure *-*
You: x_x

You: Ollaaah
Stranger: oooi
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: yes
You: Are you afraid of aliens?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i love aliens <3
You: Because i'm an alien
Stranger: *-*
Stranger: marry me?
You: No, I'm already married :'D
You: With a dino
Stranger: aah
You: Too bad
Stranger: do you have a brother?
You: No, 2 sisters
Stranger:
You: And! I have a little dog :'D
You: You can marry him ^^
Stranger: really? *-*
You: Yes :'D
Stranger: *O*
You: Do you want to marry my dog?
Stranger: sure *-*
You: x_x

hahah ik wil jou tegenkomen O.O nuuu

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Het heden is de geschiedenis gezien door de toekomst.

You: Olaah
Stranger: YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: OMG!! I FOUND FRED :'DDDD
Stranger: how did you know¬!!!!!!!
You: I'm Wilma
Stranger: its good to see you my love!
You: Yeah, it is. How's Pebbles?
Stranger: just turned 18 and is now a right slag, different bloke every night. I was hoping that her and Bam Bam would get together
Stranger: such a well turned out boy
You: Tough luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omg heeft iemand toevallig een fins meisje van 15? We hadden net een grappig gesprek tot mijn internet uitviel!Ö

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Get outta my head!

Ik had net een lieve jongen uit Egypte!<'3

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everything, in time

ik had het geluk om met een dronken man van 51 gesproken te hebben x]
en hij vroeg mij waarom ik geen vrouw heb o0
hij was te dronken!

You: have you seen bob?
Stranger: yes
You: where is he?
You: i've been looking for him for years!
Stranger: he is fine
You: pfew, thank god!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nouja zeg!

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If you want me to listen, whisper...

You: Ollaah stranger
Stranger: Hola!
You: Are you a dino?
Stranger: Nah. They can't masturbate, with those tiny little arms
Stranger: That would be frustrating
You: Omg
Stranger: !
Stranger: That's what I always say
You: Ghehe (':
You: I'm an alien
You: A green one!
Stranger: I think that's what led to the extinction of dinosaurs, the inability to masturbate
You: Nice (:
Stranger: Like an illegal alien?
You: Yes :'D
Stranger: I like you
You: Nice
Stranger: It is nice, yes
You: Sooo... are you just a human? Or are you a FREDhuman?
Stranger: FREDhuman!
Stranger: What the fuck is a FREDhuman?
You: Yeaaah! Your tha bomb
Stranger: Like Fred Durst?
You: I don't know --'
Stranger: Limp Bozkit
Stranger: Bizkit*
Stranger: Where do you reside?
You: Belgium and you?
Stranger: America
Stranger: -- YEA ITS A FUCKING
T_REX
You: Stop it o.o It scares the crap out of me o.o
Stranger: LOLs!
Stranger: You make me giggle, Belgium
You: Just call me Alien :]

Nog steeds geen Qpersoontje gevonden

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If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

You: Ollah
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im picklette
You: Are you a Smurf ? (=
Stranger: no a snork
Stranger: we are way cooler because we live in the sea
You: I dont like you, I only like Smurfs
You: I hate the sea, because its cold
Stranger: you're just jealous because we get to ride seahorses
Stranger: we rockkkkkkkkkkkk

Pha dies echt dom denken dat Snorfks cooler zijn dan een SMURF

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The soul needs autumn.