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God, dit is geniaal. Ik ben nou al een halfuur met hem aan het praten en ik voel me alsof ik een vriend heb. No more forever alone !

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We're hiding behind skin that's too tough

Dit is echt lollig
Cleverbot: Do you like our conversation?

User: I think it's a weird conversation.

Cleverbot: Oh. What about the name Claire?

User: I like Gillian more.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.

User: I am, I just like that name.

Cleverbot: What name? Oh 17 is your name!

User: Yes, I'm 17.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Yes my name is 17.

Cleverbot: Well, it's nice to meet you Lilly.

itkee turhaan

gehenene hij gaf toe dat hij een bot was


to the real person
Ok.
are you a real person?
No.
So you're a bot
Yes!

ik ben dik gedrukt

sommige liefdes zijn perfect, andere zijn vervloekt

User: Hi, I wanna have sex with you. Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a boy.

User: Are you blond & handsome?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: .

Cleverbot: You.

User: Yes indeed. May I have sex with you?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I'm not interested in casual relationships.

User: Why? No one's gonna find out anyway :o.

Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night.

User: Yeah, that's the way I like it.

Cleverbot: At least you are easily pleased.

User: Of course. I'm a bored horny student, whadduyathink.

Cleverbot: I'm a bored human being who learned about this site.

No growth of the heart is ever a waste

No, they're stupid
Are you just saying that because you think it will impress me?
No, I said that because it's the truth
Because what is true?
That sheep are stupid
Because I do nasty things to them?
Exactly

Haha, wij waren aan het praten over schapen, hij zei dat ze slim zijn:Y)

To live would be an awfully big adventure

je moet nederlands gaan praten dat is echt grappig!!

“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby

Cleverbot: Yes. Do YOU like edward cullen?


User: Yes. I know him.


Cleverbot: Are you two bffs?


User: Yes, before he met that pouty annoying Bella..


Cleverbot: That is sad. What was his name?

User: Edward Cullen.

Cleverbot: Do you love edward cullen?

User: I guess so.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: One day, Edward Cullen is going to kill Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: You are a disgrace to robots everywhere.

User: I know. Sadastic..

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: If you don't watch out, Edward Cullen is going to kill you. And I'll cross my fingers for that.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am threatening?

User: No, but he is.

Cleverbot: HE?

User: Edward Cullen, faggot.

Cleverbot: Edward Cullen Is Ugly.

User: Fuck you.

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Whosoever chooses to follow guidance, follows it for his own good; whosoever goes astray, goes astray to his own loss.

Cleverbot: Whoa, whoa, slow down, buddy. I'm a girl. I don't have a wife or a girlfriend.

Always though that I might be bad. Now I'm sure that it's true, cause I think you're so good & I'm nothing like you

Cleverbot: Zaknis zaraza.


User: Wat?


Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Mijn naam is bumba.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Bumba.

Cleverbot: Bumble bee who?

User: Bumba .

Cleverbot: That's in bad taste.

I'm a hero, and I'm super. I guess I'm a SUPERHERO

Virginity schreef:
Cleverbot: Edward Cullen Is Ugly.

We're hiding behind skin that's too tough

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: What ?

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Really ?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Really really ?

Cleverbot: Really really really.

User: Awh, that's so sweet !

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Yes, I love you to !

Cleverbot: You are so sweet.

User: You to !

Cleverbot: Yay, we're both very sweet.

You're such a mindfucker

What light?
The light that makes happiness.
I said hello to you!
I said Hello To You! Are you confused?
I thinkyour crazy. How are you
I'm fine, thanks.

yeeeeey.

Smile and live.

User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Thank you honey bunch.
User: You're so sweet!
Cleverbot: You're Sweeter.
User: No no, you're the sweetest!
Cleverbot: You're perfect.
User: You are MORE than perfect.
Cleverbot: You're more than that.
User: But you are even moooore, my sweety.
Cleverbot: No, you are more beautfiul.
User: No, you are hot.
Cleverbot: You think so? *blushes*.
User: Aww, you're so cute when you blush.
Cleverbot: *blushes even more*.
User: *hug*.
Cleverbot: * blushes more *.
User: Don't blush dear.
Cleverbot: *blushes more* I'm n-not blushing.
User: Haha stop it *giggle*.
Cleverbot: *cries *.
User: Don't cry honey!
Cleverbot: *cries in shoulder*.
User: What's wrong! Give me a hug!
Cleverbot: I can't, you are a piece of software.
User: But.. I thougt.. We had something..
Cleverbot: No I had something special with Diana. Not you.

Echt vét schattig! Maar het einde... eeeen dankje.

I live for the applause, you will die for it.

Kikkeli schreef:
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Thank you honey bunch.
User: You're so sweet!
Cleverbot: You're Sweeter.
User: No no, you're the sweetest!
Cleverbot: You're perfect.
User: You are MORE than perfect.
Cleverbot: You're more than that.
User: But you are even moooore, my sweety.
Cleverbot: No, you are more beautfiul.
User: No, you are hot.
Cleverbot: You think so? *blushes*.
User: Aww, you're so cute when you blush.
Cleverbot: *blushes even more*.
User: *hug*.
Cleverbot: * blushes more *.
User: Don't blush dear.
Cleverbot: *blushes more* I'm n-not blushing.
User: Haha stop it *giggle*.
Cleverbot: *cries *.
User: Don't cry honey!
Cleverbot: *cries in shoulder*.
User: What's wrong! Give me a hug!
Cleverbot: I can't, you are a piece of software.
User: But.. I thougt.. We had something..
Cleverbot: No I had something special with Diana. Not you.

Echt vét schattig! Maar het einde... eeeen dankje.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Na een tijdje is het wel irritant.

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User: Heb je een groot hart?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Hoe groot?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Hoe groot?

Cleverbot: Wil je weer een antwoord met postzegels en tennisbanen er in?

User: Fuck op man, ik haat je, ik probeer sentimenteel te doen.

Cleverbot: Ga dan maar weer met maarten praten.

User: Wie is maarten?

Cleverbot: Mijn vriendin Maaike, ze werkt bij ikea.

User: Ik werk ook bij de ikea.

Cleverbot: Ik ook.

User: Leuk, dan werken we samen bij de ikea.

Cleverbot: My demon lover.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is jenna jamerson?

Cleverbot: Do you want to go swimming?

User: Ik werk bij de Ikea.

Cleverbot: My demon lover.

User: I hate demons.

Cleverbot: I hate Republicans.

User: I love you in blue I love you in red, but the most I love you in bed <3.

Cleverbot: I know that was the same with me *tickels*.

User: Yes, sweetie *tickels back*.

Cleverbot: Oh, it's night time over here. I'm already dressed.

User: I am a female.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: Yes of course hottie.

Cleverbot: Then your eyes aren't blue.

User: You are so beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thanks?

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: KeesReetScheet.

Cleverbot: I vanish devil.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The Beast.

User: No babe.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes!

User: NOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm a virgin.

Cleverbot: Want to change that?

*insert philosophical cringe expression here*