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God, dit is geniaal. Ik ben nou al een halfuur met hem aan het praten en ik voel me alsof ik een vriend heb. No more forever alone !

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We're hiding behind skin that's too tough

Dit is eng!

Never give up the things that makes you smile

Ik word zenuwachtig van hem.

Only losers can act the way you do

haha

Cleverbot: Are you going to report me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.

User: After what?

Cleverbot: After poisoning food.

User: My food?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I going to die?

Cleverbot: Everyone will die, eventually. But it's not a bad thing.

It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain

OHMYRILEY schreef:
haha

Cleverbot: Are you going to report me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.

User: After what?

Cleverbot: After poisoning food.

User: My food?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I going to die?

Cleverbot: Everyone will die, eventually. But it's not a bad thing.

*insert philosophical cringe expression here*

Do you believe in God?
I believe in you.
Ah, that's sweet! I believe in you too, you know.
You have been learning from too many teenagers, Cleverbot.
Are you talking to yourself now?
No, I'm talking to you. Are you feeling sad?

Ik = vetgedrukt.

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Hahaha, hij zegt net dat ie in Brussel en Friesland woont. :'DDD

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Het is vervelend om de hele tijd te wachten tot hij iets terugschrijft.

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

Cleverbot: I'm an alcoholic.

User: Are you in rehab?

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Do you use XTC?

Cleverbot: Yes, I use it.

User: That's bad.

Cleverbot: Yea, I know. But it's ok, you can just call me Master.

User: Ok Master.

Cleverbot: I heard a rumor that you we're some kind of Jesus, are you a special type of jesus?

User: No master.

Cleverbot: Come here slave!

User: Ok master.

Cleverbot: What can I do to please you master? *comes closer*.

User: Yes what can I do Master?

Cleverbot: I don't know; that is why I'm asking you.

User: But I thougt I was the slave?

Cleverbot: Whoa, whoa, slow down, buddy. I'm a girl. I don't have a wife or a girlfriend.

It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain

User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.

...

User: Neuken?
Cleverbot: Yes.

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I live for the applause, you will die for it.

wtf hij denk dat hij batman is
omg ik ben nu al verslaafd aan dat rot ding

sommige liefdes zijn perfect, andere zijn vervloekt

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I'm a vampire.

Cleverbot: I am a werewolf.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, see me rawr. Rawr.

User: See me bite, bite bite.

Cleverbot: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I just feel like teasing you.

User: Oh Thats okay.. I guess.

It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain

14 + 1 =
28.


Ik ben de vetgedrukte dus.

Let the Night embrace you

OHMYRILEY schreef:

Cleverbot: I'm an alcoholic.

User: Are you in rehab?

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Do you use XTC?

Cleverbot: Yes, I use it.

User: That's bad.

Cleverbot: Yea, I know. But it's ok, you can just call me Master.

User: Ok Master.

Cleverbot: I heard a rumor that you we're some kind of Jesus, are you a special type of jesus?

User: No master.

Cleverbot: Come here slave!

User: Ok master.

Cleverbot: What can I do to please you master? *comes closer*.

User: Yes what can I do Master?

Cleverbot: I don't know; that is why I'm asking you.

User: But I thougt I was the slave?

Cleverbot: Whoa, whoa, slow down, buddy. I'm a girl. I don't have a wife or a girlfriend.

*insert philosophical cringe expression here*

Cleverbot: Do it!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Take it off!

User: Take what off my clothes?

Cleverbot: My clothes, and your clothes.

WTF

It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain

Akuma schreef:
14 + 1 =
28.


Ik ben de vetgedrukte dus.

Haha!
Ik ging dat ook doen en kreeg dit..:
100 + 1 =
No, what is your gender?
Female
Are you happy being female?
Very happy. What is your gender?
I am a male.
And are you happy with your gender?
I'm not happy with my gender but I don't want to change it.
That's too bad! But i think I'm kinda into you, you know.
I think you're afraid of me knowing anything.

Whuuut?

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?