• omegle

    hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig xD

    asl= age sex location

    bob is kenteken voor quizlet


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    Stranger: heey
    You: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    (no_chears)


    -

    Ohh nu heb ik een leuke Deen waarmee ik over voetbal praat _O_


    ars moriendi

    Kuyt schreef:
    Ohh nu heb ik een leuke Deen waarmee ik over voetbal praat _O_




    Ik een American die voor Barcelona en het nederlands elftal staat


    You keep breathing, that doesn’t mean you’re alive - TABLO (Tommorrow)

    Haha ik kon hem al en heb al vet veel vage mensen ontmoet...


    Jump and touch the sky.

    Stranger: How's your penis?
    You: Never knew I had one.
    Stranger: How's not haivng a penis then?
    You: Well, It's ok. I can live with it.


    Nothing lasts forever, for all good things it's true. I'd rather trade it all, while somehow saving you.

    You: hallo
    Stranger: turkish female?
    You: no dutch female
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: honestly age pls?
    You: 16
    Stranger: virgin?
    Stranger: im older then u
    Stranger: do u like older man
    You: were are you from?
    Stranger: live in uk
    You: how old are you?
    Stranger: 20
    You: ok ;)
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: what r u wearin now?
    You: a black t-shirt with a dark blue jeans
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: describe urself
    You: i have bold hair
    You: blond srry
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: eyes?
    You: grey-blue
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: bodyshape?
    Stranger: boobs size?
    You: 75 b
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: nice ass?
    You: yes
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: when did u have urlast sex...honestly?
    You: i slil a virgin
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: i like it
    Stranger: have u sucked cock before?
    You: no
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: im hard now
    Stranger: u make me horny
    You: do you want my msn?
    Stranger: pls
    You: gaatje.nietsaan@hotmail.nl ;) see you dare bye <3
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i added u
    You: see you ther bye
    Stranger: r u online

    ik speelde gewoon mee ik sta hier gewoon dood te gaan en ik heb alles wel verzonnen xD


    Shoganai i ne~

    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    You: hello (:
    You: whats up?
    Stranger: getting bored
    You: yup
    Stranger: boy or girl
    You: girl? If I was a boy there'd be something wrong

    uhu? x)


    I'm like Coca Cola, I can open happiness too.

    You: Do you love me?
    Stranger: Damn, marty is that you?
    You: How did you know?
    Stranger: Wild guess
    You: John?
    Stranger: DOH, DUDE!

    That was weird :')


    I didn't trip! I just simply gave the floor a hug! We haven't seen each other in a while!

    Ik krijg alleen maar van die stomme en je weet wel gassies (no_chears)


    What is youre favo scary movie?

    You: asl?
    Stranger: m17
    You: 15 f cerulean city
    Stranger: nice :)
    Stranger: whats your name
    Stranger: im from the usa btw
    You: Misty!
    Stranger: cute name :)
    Stranger: my names Ash
    Stranger: Ash Katchum
    Stranger: you see what i did there
    Stranger: you trolled me
    Stranger: and i trolled you back
    You: ow, hi! I'm the cerulean city gym leader!
    You: and, I'll beat you this time, Ash!
    Stranger: oh im sure you will


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    You: ¨*sends out pikachu* let's have a pokemon battle!
    Stranger: CHARIZARD GO !
    You: pikachu! frie 'm!
    Stranger: I choose Marijuanazard
    You: *it's super effective!*
    Stranger: *exhale smoke on pikachu*
    Stranger: *initiate munchies*
    You: pikachu! come back! *pikachu sends back* go; abra!
    You: use teleport!
    You have disconnected.


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    You: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EDWARD!!
    Stranger: *casually makes a sex noise to remove awkwardness from situation*
    Stranger: SAY IT.
    You: *breathes heavily* ...FAIRY!!

    Lmao, oh dude lol'd


    I didn't trip! I just simply gave the floor a hug! We haven't seen each other in a while!

    Midland schreef:
    You: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EDWARD!!
    Stranger: *casually makes a sex noise to remove awkwardness from situation*
    Stranger: SAY IT.
    You: *breathes heavily* ...FAIRY!!

    Lmao, oh dude lol'd

    Die is zo gaaf, ik had er een keer eentje die drukte me al weg toen ik pas net hoi had gezegt:S


    The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

    You: MARRY ME !
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Niemand wil met me trouwen. :c


    People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 19/f/usa
    Stranger: You?
    You: 17/m/Canada
    You: wat is your name?
    Stranger: Candice
    Stranger: You?
    You: Justin Bieber
    Stranger: Do you really want me to believe that?
    You: Yeaah --' Why no one believes that I am freaking Justin Bieber dude
    Stranger: Because Justin Bieber does not have any time to use omegle.
    You: Kuch what I am doingnow? I use Omegle like I knew that my fans are using Omegle sow
    You: and I don't have any work to do today sow I want to talk to my fans
    Stranger: How will I know that it's really you?
    Stranger: Justin Bieber? /:)
    You: I am Justin Bieber damnt Oke you won't believe sure but oke
    Stranger: Okay then tell me about yourself.
    Stranger: If you're really Justin Bieber..
    You: sure what do you want that I am going to tell you lol?
    Stranger: When did you go to the Philippines for your concert?
    Stranger: Huh Justin Bieber? /:)
    You: Wait I am asking scooter I forget it
    Stranger: Oh really.
    You: Uhh Yeah? I have like 80 concert so its normal to forget it
    Stranger: Okay.
    Stranger: So when?
    Stranger: When did you go to the Philippines?
    You: Wait freaking damnt Scooter won't ask my question he is talking to my mom youknow
    Stranger: When?
    Stranger: :)
    You: wat when?
    You: Did you say when to me
    You: Owh Lord you are freaking kidding me
    Stranger: When was your concert in the Philippines?
    You: Scooter won't say it he is TALKING TO MY MOM
    Stranger: Okay then..
    Stranger: I have another question..
    You: sure
    Stranger: What instruments do you play?
    You: Trompet drumss piano guitar
    Stranger: How old were you when your parents divorced?
    You: 2
    Stranger: I don't believe you now.
    You: But uhm I won't talk about the divorce of my parents it hurts youknow
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: Happy that you understand me
    You: But why you don't believe me?
    Stranger: 'cause Justin Bieber is smart and can spell the word TRUMPET properly. :)
    You: My Iphone is doing difficult lol
    Stranger: What's your favorite animal?
    You: My dog
    Stranger: Okay you're not Justin Bieber. :)
    You: My dog is my favorite animal --'
    Stranger: I thought you like giraffes? Justin Bieber?
    You: Uhm no I like my dog more
    Stranger: Oh really.
    You: Yeah really
    Stranger: I love clowns, do you love clowns?
    You: actually no they are so weird
    Stranger: Oh really. Why are they weird?
    You: See them make up dude
    Stranger: My favorite fruits are apples and oranges, what's yours?
    You: But girl wth is wrong with your reallyyy
    Stranger: What's your favorite fruit?
    Stranger: i like apples and oranges..
    You: Graoes and bananas but I like strawberries to
    You: Grapes *
    Stranger: Very nice.
    You: Yeah do you believe me now?
    Stranger: Well, I don't know. My favorite song is Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Tell me about your favorite song..
    Stranger: :)
    You: Uhm my favorite song of myself is Down to earth what is your favorite song
    Stranger: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
    You: And your favorite Justin Bieber song lol
    Stranger: I think Nike is the best brand for shoes. What do you think?
    You: no
    You: But I have to go now
    Stranger: WAIT!!!
    You: I really have to go now
    Stranger: Answer me first, when was your concert in the Philippines?
    You: byeeee
    Stranger: If you answer that I'll believe you.
    You: Scooter won't tell me the answer sorry I forget it
    Stranger: Okay then I don't believe you.
    Stranger: :)
    You: 10 may 2011:'D
    You: So do you believe me now?
    Stranger: Not really.
    You: why not?
    Stranger: What is the first word that you said when you were in the Philippines?
    You: Dude I forget the date of the concert and now you won't that I say what my first word whas hahahaha
    Stranger: What happened to you during the concert in the Philippines?
    You: I can't answer your question Cause I have to go
    Stranger: Last one.
    You: I really can't I am really sorry
    Stranger: I want you to answer that fast.
    Stranger: Please. :D
    You: Byee
    You: Don't forget that I love all my fans
    You: byeee
    Stranger: Are you okay now?


    Ze geloofde me niet, ik had haar belangrijke vraag beantwoord en goed ook --'

    [ bericht aangepast op 14 mei 2011 - 21:35 ]