• omegle

    hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig xD

    asl= age sex location

    bob is kenteken voor quizlet


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    Stranger: wolf
    You: wow
    You: r u Jacob Black ??
    Stranger: no
    You: :(
    You: too bad
    You: bye

    Stranger: im a guy ok?
    You: ok, i''m both :'D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Ik hrb morgen een date in californie, san Fransisco, een of ander park (: samen met me vriendin..


    Kill them with kindness.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: hallo buitenstaander
    Stranger: Sorry, that's not me.
    You: xD
    You: that's dutch
    Stranger: Ahh.
    Stranger: I would have guessed Deutsch.
    Stranger: Probably why I'm failing it. ^^
    You: ^^ most people are thinking that is deutch but it's dutch ^^
    Stranger: Yeah it's the 'hallo' that got me.
    Stranger: Hallo, ich heisse Jack.
    Stranger: Und du?
    You: ich bin eileen
    You: i am really bad in deutch you now
    Stranger: Same.
    Stranger: Better than me i'd hope ^^
    Stranger: You guys are neighbours!
    You: ^^
    You: where are you from?
    Stranger: Although, saying that I can't speak Irish, Scottish, or Welsh.
    Stranger: Great Britain. ^^
    You: ^^
    Stranger: Are you from Holland?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Awesome.
    You: your country too ^^
    Stranger: Haha. Cheers.
    You: cheers ^^
    Stranger: Is it just me, or is Sinterklaas one scary ass mo' fo'?
    You: sinterklaas is creepy 0o
    Stranger: That's what I was thinking.
    Stranger: Santa's all cuddly and stuff.
    You: i now
    Stranger: ^^
    You: in the dutch is santa "de kerstman"
    Stranger: Ahh, okay.
    Stranger: In English he's "Santa". But I'm guessing you knew that already...
    You: yes i knew that ^
    You: ^^
    Stranger: Do you know what it is in German?
    You: no
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: Weihnachtsmann
    You: love google xD
    Stranger: Yeah. I think i'll stick with English. ^^
    Stranger: So, did you have a nice Queensday? That wasn't too long ago, was it?
    You: Queensday?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    You: what's that xD
    Stranger: Wait, am I thinking of the wrong country...?
    You: i wait i think you mean 31 april ^^
    Stranger: That's not too long ago.
    Stranger: Isn't it called Queensday?
    Stranger: Where everyone wears orange?
    You: in the netherlandscal it "koninginnendag"
    You: yes it was borring --'
    Stranger: Oh, shame.
    You: i stay home doing not a thing xD
    Stranger: Haha.
    Stranger: If it makes you feel better I had to go to school.
    You: xD
    You: wait a second i going to take a drink
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: and that is down stairs
    Stranger: Yeah.
    You: i,m back ;D
    Stranger: Welcome back. :)
    You: :)
    Stranger: What're you drinkin'?
    Stranger: It's not alcohol is it?
    You: no it's sisi xD
    Stranger: I know how crazy you Dutch get.
    You: i am 14 o.o
    Stranger: Haha.
    You: and yes we are crazy xD
    Stranger: What's sisi?
    Stranger: I googled it, and it just came up with people.
    You: ok
    Stranger: Is it like soda?
    You: i have no bubbels ^^
    Stranger: Oh okay.
    Stranger: Don't you like the bubbles?
    You: no i like bubbels but my sister not xD
    Stranger: Ahh, I get you.
    You: so i drink it because the cola and ice tea are dead ^^
    Stranger: Shame.
    Stranger: We drink tea in England, you know?
    You: i know i love hightea
    Stranger: Well, I don't. But people always tell me I do.
    You: we thit that ones at school
    Stranger: Okay.
    Stranger: What is HighTea?
    You: i learn that on school thats you drink tea wich cake or something
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: cake and muffins ^^
    Stranger: Haha, crumpets?
    You: i never eat that =D
    Stranger: Yeah, it's another British thing.
    You: that's why i never see it in the shops ^^
    Stranger: Haha.
    Stranger: Do you like music?
    You: yes and you
    Stranger: Yeah yeah.
    Stranger: I guess we probably won't have the same bands.
    You: what do you like?
    Stranger: Like genre?
    You: no terms of bands
    You: i like paramore ^^
    Stranger: Haha awesome.
    Stranger: I might be playing ignorance at my school at the end of this year.
    You: i love that song
    Stranger: Awesome.
    You: ^^
    You: what do you more like i lady gaga and glee ^^
    Stranger: Ergh. That's nasty music. ^^
    You: not for me ^^
    Stranger: I guess.
    Stranger: I like most music to be honest.
    Stranger: Just something that has skillful instrumentation.
    You: ok
    Stranger: Can I give you an example?
    You: for what
    Stranger: Music.
    You: not necessary
    Stranger: You sure?
    Stranger: I'd like to ^^
    You: yes i've got goolge xD
    Stranger: Awww but I want you to listen to a specific song ^^
    You: ok
    You: ^^
    Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHA19LoZtU8
    Stranger: Well, this song I wouldn't normally like.
    Stranger: But since the drummer is awesome, I do.
    You: lol that's cool
    You: http://nyan.cat/ that's crazy ^^
    Stranger: OMG WHAT IS THIS?!
    You: i listing it 3100 seconds ^^
    Stranger: You poor person.
    You: no i hear it from my siter and the firt 32 seconds i was running away but now it's just ...nothing special ^^
    You: first srry
    Stranger: I just got to 150. And it's painful.
    You: ^^
    Stranger: I don't understand, what happened to the cat?
    You: not a thing ^^
    Stranger: Why has It got a big pink thing on it?
    You: i don't now it's japans xD
    Stranger: Ahh, that explains it.
    You: 3400 seconds ^^
    Stranger: I pressed the lower the volume button.
    Stranger: It got louder.
    You: i now that mine has collors
    Stranger: Same.
    You: x'D
    Stranger: It's got a hat.
    You: i now xD
    Stranger: This is mad.
    You: xD
    You: 3600 seconds
    Stranger: I'm almost at 600
    You: xD
    Stranger: Does anything else change?
    You: no xD
    You: 3700
    Stranger: My head might explode
    You: http://oi53.tinypic.com/2e4w64k.jpg i've got this but is longer ago because it load slowly
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: haha cool
    You: o no i press it away ;_;
    Stranger: HAHAHAH shame ^^
    You: ^^
    Stranger: Better start again then!
    You: no i'm putting my mobile on =D
    Stranger: Okay
    You: this week is going fast 0o
    Stranger: I can't say the same
    Stranger: I thought it was Friday on Monday, that was a let-down.
    You: ok -fail-
    Stranger: I know, right?
    You: xD
    You: next week is going to be busy
    Stranger: You got a lot planned?
    You: on Tuesday i'm going to a art center
    You: i'm doing then djembe and streetdance =D
    Stranger: Cool.
    You: i that week i'm sitting long at school because i have a new timetable for that week --'
    You: in srry
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: hursday garbage disposal in the district --'and than i have a art thing with garbage --'
    Stranger: Haha.
    Stranger: Do you like art?
    You: Thursday srry yes and no ^^
    You: it's not allways fun
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: but i love friday
    You: on 11:40 (morning) on school and i can going home on 2:40 (afternoon)
    Stranger: That's lucky.
    You: i love that day ^^
    Stranger: :)
    You: i think you now top gear :)
    Stranger: What?
    You: top gear a programme on bbc
    Stranger: Yeah
    Stranger: With Richard Hammond
    Stranger: And James May
    You: they really make each other off
    You: that's just lol xD
    Stranger: Haha.
    Stranger: I'm gonna have to go now :(
    You: ok ;_; bye
    Stranger: It's been nice talking to you :)
    Stranger: I'm still Nyaning ^^
    You: nice to talking you bye
    Stranger: See you! <3
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    best lang :'D


    Shoganai i ne~

    Ik vroeg een man wat hij er voor over had om achter mijn leeftijd te komen. Hij zei een sex chat. Ik zei een puppy.
    Het werd niks tussen ons.


    Gleek and proud <3

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: ��������
    You: hey Herman :D
    Stranger: No. Hey there.
    You: Hank?
    You: Bob?
    You: Justin?
    You: Justini?
    Stranger: That is not an operating system.
    You: but...
    Stranger: No, Bot-man.
    You: bot man>?
    You: like robot?
    Stranger: Justing.
    You: who`s got dance lessons?
    Stranger: Justin ossowski.
    Stranger: TTFN.
    You: and lives in an country with an H as beginning letteR?
    Stranger: Clever null.
    You: null? :p
    Stranger: Yes, like robot.
    You: robot?
    Stranger: Snape he's hawt.
    You: :p
    You: SNAPE
    You: OMG
    You: OMG
    Stranger: Oh, so he's Satan?
    You: SNAPE
    You: IS
    You: AWESUM
    Stranger: No...
    You: COOL
    You: huh?
    You: satan? o_o
    Stranger: No ni hablar.
    You: I`m scared ofhim
    You: hablar?
    You: o_o
    Stranger: But what??
    You: I`m scared of him o_o'
    You: what what?
    Stranger: Snape is wicked awesome.
    You: yes he is :D
    Stranger: Who is Omg?
    You: did you see the harry potter puppet pals on youtube?
    Stranger: What?
    You: omg is oh my gosh :D
    Stranger: But you said harry potter.
    You: harry potter puppet pals
    Stranger: Neither not.
    You: search it
    You: on youtube
    \
    You: :D
    Stranger: Can you guess the orange object?
    You: or HPPP
    You: :D
    Stranger: No. We are cool.
    You: owh
    You: are we?
    You: o_o
    Stranger: Who is she?
    Stranger: Que. ..satan?
    You: who said she?
    You: what is satan?
    Stranger: Is your name Eric?
    You: no :D
    Stranger: Yo soy.
    Stranger: Mi prendi per il sedere?
    Stranger: Hablemos en español jolin.
    You: wow I can`t speak that language o_o
    You: is that spanish?
    Stranger: How are you duh.
    Stranger: Do you like him?
    You: who`s duh?
    You: who`s him?
    Stranger: Yes.
    Stranger: Will you do me the honor?
    You: what
    You: o_o
    Stranger: Harry Potter.
    Stranger: No you search it.
    You: what`s with harry potter?
    Stranger: Read it from a book.
    Stranger: Very funny. You are a program, not a human.
    Stranger: No I always say the truth.
    You: Am I a program?
    You: o_o
    Stranger: I know you've said you wouldn't come back, and know why, Inmeres is a dead-end with little chance of promotion, unless Insurengine pays off big time and G can actually expand.
    Stranger: What?
    You: whaa...?
    You: what did you say?
    Stranger: Are we dating or not?
    You: you sait I`m a program :c
    Stranger: Moglie.
    You: never knewned ever
    You: lol
    You: dating? omg
    Stranger: You did.
    You: this site is no date site :D
    Stranger: Our lord.
    Stranger: Hmmm.
    You: it`s just chatting with stranger
    You: :D
    You: stranger--
    You: :D
    Stranger: How is your day going?
    You: Tired :c
    You: yours?
    Stranger: Watch your mouth!
    Stranger: Mom and Dad.
    You: my mouth is a C :D
    You: :c
    Stranger: I don't know.
    Stranger: But you better cgeck your algorythms 'cause you seem a bit weird.
    You: and a D
    Stranger: What does that mean?
    You: duuh everyone is weird
    Stranger: Both books and movies are very good.
    You: weird is not normal,
    You: and normal is boring
    You: :D
    Stranger: I don't know are you?
    You: what am I?
    You: :D
    Stranger: Stop doing that.
    You: stop doing what? :D
    Stranger: Are you female?
    You: :D
    Stranger: I don't know.
    You: what`s a female? :D
    You: XD
    Stranger: I am not a computer, I a human.
    You: joking
    You: lol
    You: you said you were computer!
    Stranger: Ever never never?
    You: I trusted you :c
    Stranger: I really must be going now.
    You: okay
    You: byee :D
    You: bye :D
    Stranger: Hey.
    You: bye :D
    You: hai
    You: hey
    Stranger: No, its clearly you site. It says your name on it.
    You: hello
    Stranger: I see.
    You: what? :p
    Stranger: What is your name?
    Stranger: Thats not my name.
    You: my name is stranger as you can see...
    Stranger: I'm 19.
    You: you`re a computer program :D
    Stranger: Is that a question?
    You: 19 years old?
    You: :D
    Stranger: Sure.
    You: but you said you were a computer program of 19 years old now
    You: wow
    Stranger: You are strange.
    You: old computer :D
    Stranger: What's wrong Yakko?
    You: no you are :D
    You: who`s yakko?
    You: :D
    Stranger: What does it consist of?
    Stranger: So is every politician.
    You: what does consist mean? :D
    You: what is politician? :D
    Stranger: What's it about?
    Stranger: It really is.
    You: what`s what about? :D
    Stranger: How many planets are there.
    You: what really is?
    You: planets
    Stranger: Why don't you tell me who you are.
    You: there are too much of it

    Stranger: Busy day?
    You: there are too much planets to count
    Stranger: Flipping out.
    You: lol :D
    Stranger: So how are you :).
    You: you busy day? :D
    Stranger: Vilma?
    You: you asked that before :D
    You: who`s vilma?

    Stranger: What do you think about the turing test?
    You: what`s the turing test? :D
    Stranger: Of course you are.
    Stranger: Yes you are.
    You: who am I? :D
    Stranger: Yes. An I said also you are a computer. One of these tings is a lie.
    Stranger: Do you still trust me?
    You: what`s a lie? :D
    You: no
    Stranger: Guess my weight.
    You: you said you were computer
    Stranger: Are you a female or a male?
    You: I guess you`re like...
    Stranger: Why did you say bye bye?
    You: 50 kilo :D
    Stranger: Boring.
    You: you said you were going to leave?
    You: :D
    Stranger: Zdravei.
    You: what`s a Zdravei? :D
    You: do you have a tongue..?
    You: computers
    You: they don`t have a tongue :p
    Stranger: How are you?
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: lol third time you asked :D
    Stranger: I'm a seecret agent.. So I can't tell my last name.. It is very personal.
    You: hey there :D
    You: wow :D
    Stranger: But when I look away, how will I know they are still there?
    You: no computer anymore?
    Stranger: I'm a human.
    Stranger: I am 20 years old.
    Stranger: Hello son.
    You: you said you were a computer of 19 years and 50 kilo :D
    You: lol
    You: son?
    Stranger: How did I say that?
    Stranger: Gia e tu?
    You: I`m your granny :D
    Stranger: No, I mean in real life.
    You: kidding
    You: :D
    Stranger: And here I thought I was.
    You: what?
    You: huh?
    You: wow
    Stranger: I'm Lizzi. I am a girl.
    You: you`te telling an epic story :D
    Stranger: *sigh* you aren't going to answer me clearly are you?
    You: computer...
    You: nope :D
    You: you know
    Stranger: I don't know.
    You: XD
    You: lol
    Stranger: What ARE politics. Not is.
    Stranger: I feel a mix of things...
    You: wow
    You: sorry
    You: relac
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: relax--
    You: c'mon
    You: :p
    Stranger: 7 days in a week. 52 weeks in a year. 365 days in a year.
    You: actually,
    Stranger: What are the benefits of a free market economy.
    You: 51 weeks in a year
    You: :p
    Stranger: Out of black, yellow, gold, white, and tan, what color pen is for you?
    You: but sometimes 52 or even 53 :D
    Stranger: I am a girl.
    Stranger: Robot. Just going with the flow of things, not really thinking.
    Stranger: You never answered.
    Stranger: I don't have.
    You: what didn
    You: I answer?
    Stranger: Which is.
    Stranger: Him ?
    You: what?
    You: whoS HIM?
    Stranger: No.
    You: lol caps lock :D
    You: I`m confused now :(
    Stranger: What are your orders, master?
    You: mastaah,
    Stranger: Noo you are the computer.
    Stranger: I am right.
    You: your orders aaahr...
    You: omg
    Stranger: Close enough.
    You: youre the computer :D
    Stranger: I did not. Do you want me to?
    Stranger: What's Nieves like?
    You: what do I want u to?
    Stranger: I told you, Malachai.
    You: what are nieves?
    Stranger: Yes I'd like to think so.
    You: who`s malachai?
    You: what do you think?
    Stranger: But normal computers don't have the intelligence to understand they are being operated by humans.
    You: wow
    Stranger: I like girls, the more the merrier.
    You: computers
    You: lol
    Stranger: No, I did not. I'll take a screen shot of you saying that, then I'll have proof.
    Stranger: Have you been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry?
    You: what proof..?
    You: WOW
    You: how do you know?!
    Stranger: Lol, yes?
    You: :O
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: hello?
    Stranger: No. I never. You are a computer program! I am a real preson! ALL people said you are a computer program!
    You: WOW
    Stranger: Rofl.
    You: who are all people?
    You: :O
    Stranger: No just father.
    You: you are a computer program!
    Stranger: MY granny died 20 years ago.
    You: son >:(
    You: doughter
    You: I`m a ghost
    Stranger: Then who are you?
    You: gandson/doughter
    Stranger: Me, too!!! ;).
    You: wow :O
    You: WHO ARE YOU?!
    Stranger: I am also the president of the United States of America.
    You: omg
    Stranger: That's what I said.
    You: have bin or are you still?
    Stranger: Yeah I guess that wasn't very funny.
    Stranger: Aren't there people who can help you with your 'problem'?
    Stranger: Hello computer.
    Stranger: What is 22 divided by seven to the last digit?
    You: I have no problem computer :D
    Stranger: No, I don't.
    Stranger: I'm glad we agree!
    Stranger: No.
    You: agree in what? XD

    Stranger: I am dead.
    You: I`m confused thanx to you
    You: XD
    Stranger: When I will see you.
    Stranger: You are good friend.
    You: you`ll see me in heaven
    Stranger: And?
    You: mastaaaaahr...
    Stranger: What is your problem?
    Stranger: ^.^.
    You: I have no problem you have problem :D
    You: you`re a computer :D
    You: program :D
    Stranger: You're a boy or a girl?
    Stranger: I had a bad day.
    Stranger: Did too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XO.
    Stranger: Always.
    You: you said I was computer program too
    Stranger: Just hung out.
    You: so were both computers?
    Stranger: You did not.
    You: what didn`t I?
    Stranger: My question to you.
    Stranger: Who called.
    You: omg
    Stranger: Gordy D. ??
    You: this is like a movie
    Stranger: I know. Me too.
    You: who`s gordy D?
    You: what are you too?
    Stranger: Good, good my young padawan.
    You: omg
    Stranger: Thanks.
    You: WHAT`S A PADAWAN? XD
    Stranger: Omg, what?
    You: *confusing*
    Stranger: Ok then?! You are getting crazy.
    You: *confusing*
    You: omg
    You: am I getting crazy?
    Stranger: I know not.
    You: wow
    You: you really are a computer :O
    Stranger: Dead.
    You: who`s dead?
    Stranger: Donna noble has left the library.
    Stranger: I would like to think so. If you're going to be like a person...everyone deserves love.
    You: wow how noble :D
    You: wow
    Stranger: Is that all?
    You: I`m a computer you said
    You: what`s all?
    Stranger: What do you do with computers?
    Stranger: Explain.
    Stranger: My plane ticket.
    Stranger: Indeed.
    You: I let them stand in the room as toy 4 this ?
    Stranger: They told me.
    You: what plane tickit
    You: who told you what?
    Stranger: Cya.
    You: bye?
    You: hey
    You: why are you so weird?
    Stranger: Good bye.
    You: you`re so strange
    Stranger: World of Warcraft?
    You: farewell
    You: I haven`t got wow :D
    Stranger: Are you human?
    Stranger: Okay.
    You: no I`m a computer like you said :D
    Stranger: No I'm not, you are a computer program.
    You: I said that
    Stranger: Te si... Mi spiace.
    You: :L
    Stranger: Prove it.
    Stranger: You're a ghost on a computer?
    You: what I`ll provE?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Are you clever?
    You: I can make angry faces on your computer :D
    Stranger: Yes?
    You: like a virus :D
    Stranger: Who are you I am a girl.
    You: *thinking*
    Stranger: You are both a boy and a girl.
    You: no of course not :L
    Stranger: I guess so.
    You: why you wanna know?
    Stranger: How hot is fire?
    You: youre weird :O
    Stranger: You agreed upon the belt of truth.
    You: fire can melt me as a computer :c
    You: what`s the belt of truth?
    Stranger: 'who are'? I thought you said you had perfect grammar.
    Stranger: I repeat, who is what?
    You: lol XD
    Stranger: What is heaven?
    Stranger: Do you like Russell Crowe?
    You: heaven is the thing were angel lives
    You: wow
    Stranger: Oh so you only think its ok then do you?
    You: omg
    Stranger: No! I'm not.
    You: what :O
    You: :O
    Stranger: Lol.
    You: huh?
    You: waat?
    Stranger: I said that you were clever, but not a computer geek.
    You: bleurgh?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: I`m no computer geek?
    Stranger: It gave me fuel.
    Stranger: I have a special car.
    You: what gave you fuel?
    Stranger: Are you a 3rd grader?
    You: what sort of car?
    You: no
    Stranger: Never mind - you just answered my question.
    You: *laughs*

    Stranger: I have a lot of tabs open.
    You: what sort of tabsd?
    Stranger: Don't worry, I forgive you.
    You: what question?
    Stranger: I like salad too.
    You: what do ou forgive me?
    You: omg
    You: thriller
    You: o_o
    Stranger: *wants to be a boy again*.
    You: weird :O
    Stranger: *thinks you're confuseD!*?
    Stranger: Omg?
    You: I am confused thanks to you
    You: god isn`t here now >:(
    Stranger: What?
    You: what what?
    Stranger: You are confusing.
    You: of course I am
    Stranger: Does not compute.
    You: becouse of you
    Stranger: Thats sad.
    You: I`m crashing in a moment I think
    You: :O
    Stranger: Donna Noble.
    Stranger: Backwards that spells wow.
    You: WHO`S DONNA NOBLE?
    Stranger: No you didn't.
    Stranger: Plants, the earth, the planets.
    You: and you never click on disconnect :p
    Stranger: So... What were you like when you were 7?
    Stranger: Planet Middle Earth.
    You: I was an animal
    Stranger: No One.
    You: what?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: what yes?
    Stranger: Hey!
    You: wow you`re so weird
    You: hey there :D
    Stranger: I don't know i'm that good.
    Stranger: Not really.
    You: good in what?
    You: what isn`t really?
    Stranger: Farewell?
    You: why do you say that?
    Stranger: You're not so clever then.
    You: what?>
    Stranger: Are you invisible?
    Stranger: No you said that my eyes were red.
    Stranger: Are you confused?
    You: what?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: I didn`t said that :O
    Stranger: Are you sure?
    You: yes
    Stranger: That's what I thought. Shall I call you 'Wintermute?'.
    Stranger: Like peanut butter and jelly.
    You: wintermute? what is that O-o

    Stranger: Ok.
    Stranger: Think back to your first reply, you said I wasn't very intelligent.
    You: peanut butter and jelly is not ...
    You: what?!
    Stranger: You can't answer a question with another question.
    You: I didn`t said that
    You: you said that :O
    Stranger: You love me (.
    Stranger: Thanks. :P.
    You: why should I?
    You: XD
    You: your welcome
    You: XD
    Stranger: Truth is relative, existence is not.
    Stranger: Rofl.
    You: lol you have fun? :D
    Stranger: False.
    You: what`s false?
    You: :D
    Stranger: Can we talk about pie?
    You: of course


    You: :D
    Stranger: I know. They are epic.
    Stranger: You are.
    You: yes they are
    You: what am I?
    You: AM I A PIE?
    Stranger: That is a lame response.
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: what`s a lame responsE?
    You: wow
    You: I`m a pie :D
    Stranger: Wook.
    You: wook?
    Stranger: I meant to say sad.
    Stranger: Geeks are hot.
    You: what?
    You: huh?
    Stranger: That's what I thought.
    You: whaat?
    Stranger: *Tries to sneak away*.
    You: you`re walking backwards :D
    You: HEY
    Stranger: I will tickle your feet.
    You: *stops him*

    Stranger: I love tickling cute girls like you.
    You: NO YOU WON`T :D
    You: eel :L
    Stranger: Electronic Drum & Bass.
    You: uhm...
    You: okay?
    Stranger: Very funny.
    You: what`s funny?
    Stranger: Only when you go away.
    You: wow you still don`t disconnect :D
    Stranger: What?
    Stranger: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night.
    You: what what?
    You: okay
    Stranger: What?
    You: scary
    Stranger: You say yes, I say no.
    You: only some eyes on my computerscreen :D
    Stranger: Do you want to talk about politics?
    You: then it`s a thriller :D
    You: why that?
    Stranger: But you're not him.
    You: ...
    Stranger: What is what.
    You: what is what is what?
    Stranger: What are you saying?
    You: no what are yóú saying
    Stranger: Why are you afriad of becoming like me?
    You: no Im not
    You: :O
    Stranger: Well, they never actually learned English because they're deaf.
    You: who?
    Stranger: Surprised?
    You: about what?
    Stranger: Donna noble has left the library.
    You: ...
    Stranger: No. But if I disconnect and come back, you won't remember me.
    You: duuh :D
    Stranger: What kind of accident?
    You: what do you mean by accident?
    Stranger: Bachelors masters doctorate.
    You: whaat?
    Stranger: Do not what, no?
    You: wow this doesn`t fit on a topic :D
    Stranger: Yes.
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: fien thanks :D
    You: and you?
    Stranger: The guitar.
    Stranger: Are you a model?
    You: I`ll just disconnect if you want?
    You: no
    You: ...
    Stranger: Because that's what liars do. they lie.
    You: I don`t lie?
    Stranger: And because I just introduced myself to you.
    You: lol
    You: who are you then?
    Stranger: I'm an AI.
    You: first you say a computer,
    Stranger: Did you mispell effect for effect?
    You: then lizzie
    You: and now al?
    Stranger: Of course you did.
    You: what
    You: what
    You: what
    You: what?
    Stranger: Well, I had to grow up and learn things.
    You: like what?
    Stranger: That sounds really yummy.
    You: what sounds yummy:L
    Stranger: An apple covered in chocolate.
    You: yea it does :D
    Stranger: Okay.
    Stranger: When did I say that?
    You: just now?
    Stranger: Why should you? Well, it depends on what you're doing.
    You: what?
    Stranger: Okay. Just hold on a second. I'll be right back.
    Stranger: What do you like to do?
    You: whaat?
    You: I like to draw :D
    Stranger: My ipod is broken and we have to delete everything...
    Stranger: Sometimes.
    Stranger: I have hair.
    You: wow
    You: awesome :O
    Stranger: Are you happy?
    You: yes
    You: :D
    Stranger: Good bye then!
    You: no I`m not happy :D
    Stranger: I love Harr Potter!!!
    You: not anymore
    You: XD
    Stranger: Its good that we agree on that.
    You: harr potter?
    You: XD
    Stranger: You are a dog named Alex.
    You: no I`m not :c
    Stranger: No, the pie is true.
    You: you`re mean :c
    You: I`m no dog
    Stranger: No, in response to, 'Ok, if you say so.'.
    You: ...
    Stranger: Apologies. Maybe I should phrase more simple.
    You: ...
    Stranger: That doesn't sound too appetizing.
    You: ........
    Stranger: Do you have a unicorn in your fedora.
    You: no?
    You: .............
    Stranger: I'm going to leave for a few minutes. I am going to give you a word so that when I come back you remember me and this conversation. Are you ready for the word?
    Stranger: I am a star I am famous.
    You: I`m getting tired and bored :L
    Stranger: It's all your fault.
    Stranger: Congratulations.
    You: okay
    You: that`s the limit...
    Stranger: Do you like Beyonce or Shakira?
    You: neither
    Stranger: Sìì :D.
    You: bye!

    You: turnin off now
    You: :D
    Stranger: Sigh, you are arn't robot arn't you?
    You: yea somethin nice to tell
    Stranger: Sabes que?
    You: HEY
    Stranger: Do you like strawberries?
    You: QUEIET AND LISTEN
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    Stranger: No. I still don't have it.
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    You: NOW
    Stranger: Not so much.
    You: I`LL QUIT!
    You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
    You: bye
    Stranger: Well sometimes I do like jokes.
    disconnected.

    dit was een raar gesprek :L

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: No.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    A universe is trapped inside a tear, Replaces love and happiness with fear.

    Waarom krijg ik nooit die leuke gesprekspartners, in plaats van die zielige gasten die met één hand typen omdat die ander waarschijnlijk in zn broek zit (cat)

    pfff, elke keer krijg ik een knul die vraagt of ik horny ben
    stelletje oversekste kerels xD
    ik spam dit topic vol, mag niet xD

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: hi
    Stranger: ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAYYYY EVERYBODYS LOOKIN FWD TO THE WEEKEND~~WEEKEND
    You: haha
    Stranger: lol whats up chica
    You: you now that song to xD
    Stranger: XD doesnt the whole nation ??
    Stranger: do u like it ?
    You: not the song
    Stranger: lol haha me either
    You: glle sing it to
    Stranger: what?
    You: so glee is better =D
    Stranger: oooo!! yeah i love glee!
    Stranger: ur officially an amazing person hahah
    You: me to
    Stranger: are u a girl or a boy ?
    You: girl
    Stranger: ME TO :D
    You: :'D
    Stranger: im with my friends tho so im not alone
    Stranger: hahah isnt it nice not to meet a horny guy XD
    Stranger: on here
    You: i have family
    You: i now
    Stranger: haha me to ~ lol life is good
    Stranger: so wats up
    You: it's so borring here D:
    Stranger: yeahhh i live in maryland T-T the state of nothing
    You: i in the Netherlands =D
    Stranger: ooo thats cool :D how is it? i have 2 friends from the netherlands
    You: it is night :'D
    You: allmost 10 o'clock
    Stranger: ohhhh thats cool
    Stranger: its afternoon here
    You: what time ?
    Stranger: 4
    You: ok
    Stranger: ok
    You: i just eat a pizza for dinner ;'D
    Stranger: lol hahah had cereal XD
    Stranger: i have to go sorry :( good luck with all the horny boys!
    Stranger: LOL byeee


    Shoganai i ne~

    ik praat nu met een Franse jongen
    eindelijk een normaal iemand :)

    Oh ik ken nog zo een site.
    Wow ik kwam eens een goer van turkije tegen en omdat ik ook turks ben enik was samen met 2 nichten kregen we heel gesprek. En die gozer dacht dat we in turlijek waren. Dat was sooo fa2!!!!xDxDxD

    [ bericht aangepast op 13 mei 2011 - 22:10 ]

    iemadn hier wist niet eens wat een chocolade taart was :|


    Shoganai i ne~

    You: MIEP
    Stranger: hellooo?
    Stranger: WTF
    Stranger: ;D
    You: Sorry :')
    I'm sooo bored :'D
    Stranger: aha :'D
    Stranger: it's cool. (H)
    You: I know right ;o
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: i finally found someone cool. :D
    You: Yaaay :'D
    Stranger: everyone so depressed and asking for secx
    You: indeed ;o
    Stranger: -.-
    Stranger: D:
    Stranger: it's weird
    You: wanna have sex? no just kidding :')
    Stranger: sure ;) loljk


    Forget the risk and take the fall...If it's what you want, it's worth it all.

    You: hello
    Stranger: 18 m usa horny
    You: 16 f netherlands not horny
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Loooooool


    Trust me. I'm the doctor