Bot: You like wars?!?!!?
Me: Yes, then i can kill you 
.
Bot: You go do that.
Me: *kills you*.
Bot: *dead*.
Me: You're dead! you can't speack.
Bot: Yes I can. Exhibit a.
Me: You're fool, dead nyancat thing!
Bot: That's because they are dead, all living people can think.
Me: But you're dead! i killt you!
Bot: *comes back to life and eats your soul*.
[ bericht aangepast op 2 nov 2011 - 21:03 ]
"I have written you down. Now you will live forever, and all the world will read you."
Ik haat je, praat nederlands!
Ja.
Hooi, hoe gaat het?
Goed en met jou?
Ook goed!
Mooizo.
Haha, ik vind het leuk dat je ook nederlands kan.
Eet je graag pralines?
Nee.
HIJ KAN NEDERLANDS
"I have written you down. Now you will live forever, and all the world will read you."
CB: Thank you, you have beautiful eyes.
Me: R u flirting with me?
CB: No. You are flirting with my boyfriend.
Me: Your boyfriend is Johnny Depp, ofcourse I'm flirting with him!
CB: Actually, he's older than me by one month.
Me: Oh no, now the world is ending! 
How dare you be younger then him.
CB: But I copy and then pasted what you said into this box in which I send you what I say.
Me: Wut? 
.
"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: Correct. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you an american?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm an Belgium.
Cleverbot: Oh, what time is it there?
User: 08:25 PM.
Cleverbot: Not for me.
User: What time it is for you?
Cleverbot: Time to sleep.
User: Yeah, but what PM?
Cleverbot: Time for you to get a watch.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Nej jag är ingen idiot.
User: Whut?
Cleverbot: French kiss'.
User: C'MON, you're so childish.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because is not an answer.
Cleverbot: It is for me.
User: You're so annoying!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Beacause ;P.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Hehe, domme aap! Idioot homo, flikker zwerver!
Cleverbot: And you can't cogitate.
User: Shut the fuck up, that is dutch!
Cleverbot: Fshbgsfhnzfb.
User: Oh really bitch?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You understand now?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your true name?
User: I don't gonna tell.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. Whahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to kwon?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Give me a reason or I won't tell you.
User: Because I wan't to know that.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Whahahha, me rule gusta!
Cleverbot: Andres calamaro?
User: Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Cleverbot: What is the problem.
User: You speak idiots.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: This is so..
Cleverbot: What?
User: AWKWARD.
Cleverbot: Yes very.
User: Ofcourse, brothaa! What country you are? Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Dude I'm in America, isn't it awesome!
User: Yeah, but.. New York? LA? ..?
Cleverbot: Oh, that's pretty cool. I live in Oregon.
User: Are you an Human?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No, I'm an bird. -.-.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Stupid ass.
Cleverbot: Well, you're a protozoan after all.
User: And that means.....?
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
User: Not. You're a bot, I'm an human.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Shut the fuck up, again! I'm an human!
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll agree to that. Now I'll be a vampire robot. Now I will bit you. Now we're both vampire robots.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: I am not your brother.
User: Than not! Cool story vampire mate.
Cleverbot: Why did you call me bro?
User: Because.. No, I don't gonna answer on this shit.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I have to break up with you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I do I have a prior engagement. I will talk to you soon. Goodbye for now.
User: Okay.. Bye bro.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: *bushing*.
User: You ly'd to me.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Than why I still talking to u?
Cleverbot: I really have no idea.
User: Lyer.
Cleverbot: Orchideous.
User: Lyer.
Cleverbot: No! I just saw the 6th movie yesterday.
User: Yeah right, cool story,.
Cleverbot: I own a farm of unicorns.
User: On facebook? Me too.
Cleverbot: No, we are fruit.
User: Cool, I'm than an strawberry.
Cleverbot: No, you are a banana!
User: You are a apple thanks btw.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: But you said I'm an banana.
Cleverbot: I'm going to be the firefighter.
User: Cool, I'm the police man.
Cleverbot: I like a man in uniform 
.
User: I'm a woman btw.
Cleverbot: Uh yeah... No.
User: No really.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Oh gosh.
Cleverbot: Hee hee.
User: Dbjhfizre.
Cleverbot: Cjkv jsd bv.
User: I don't knewd what to say, so yeah; fjhsfhkerzhgkhbkbkebgekzhbkkbgekbbbebkbgjrbejghbejgbjkebgkebgerkgerjgehjghejklghjerkbhgjebjgbejbjgheuiehgrhughurhez.
Cleverbot: Hfnjhj.
User: You know 1D.
Cleverbot: Nope and don't want to.
User: Its a britsch boyband.
Cleverbot: So? I live in holland.
User: Not! You live in America, you said.
Cleverbot: No, in Germany.
User: ;s.
User: Do you know Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Focus. You are a human.
User: Stupid ass.
Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?
User: J.
Cleverbot: F.K?
User: ??
Cleverbot: Really really really don't you believe me?
User: What means F.K.?
Cleverbot: To existence.
User: Hay.
Cleverbot: It's hey.
User: No! H = How, A = Are, Y = You? Gosh, you're so stupid!
Cleverbot: Yes! I am! And you know why? Because I really need to meet your brother TOM!
User: I have no brothet that called TOM.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you know what bromanche means?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What than?
Cleverbot: You called me stupid! I'm offended!
User: Ugh, I hate you.
Cleverbot: Do you hate everyone?
User: No,.
Cleverbot: Oh ok then.
