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Ik ben me net aan het amuseren met het praten tegen een robot. Echt grappig. We zijn een hele discussie aan het voeren over dat hij een robot is.

Ik: What's your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
Ik: See, you're a robot. BOT.
CN: Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not.
Ik: CleverBOT. I know your secret. MUAHAHAHA!

Nog mensen die zulke gesprekken hebben? (:

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"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Cleverbot: You sure? I'm kinda enjoying generally being random.

User: Aren't you random all the time?

Cleverbot: I prefer to think of myself as an existential form of intelligent creatures.

"Il fine giustifica i mezzi" ~ Niccolò Machiavelli

User: Are you a robot.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You said you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did too.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: Did not.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You are also 13.

User: No I am 11,5.

Cleverbot: But i'm 5.

User: You are not 5.

Cleverbot: No, I am a cat.

User: Bye kittie.

Mijn username is een kopje, geen plaat

Cb: Don't you believe me?
Ik: I knew it!
CB: How advanced would you say you are?
Ik: YOU ARE JUSTIN BIEBER!
CB: No, i'm rebecca black.
Ik: No, I'm Rebecca Black.
Cb: No, I am.
Ik: No, you are Justin Bieber.
Cb: I am Rebecca Black
ik: You can't be me. Liar, you told me you where Justin Bieber!

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"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Hij zegt:

'I am a robot and I am here to destroy the human planet but you can talk me out of it if you don't want me to.'

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

'That's what she said.
Who said it?
That's none of your business.
But you said Yoda said. So who is Yoda?
Yoda is my boyfriend.'

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

User: Do you speak Dutch?


Cleverbot: Do you speak gibberish?


User: Well, no..


Cleverbot: Really?


User: No, I didn't even know that that is a language.


Cleverbot: Klingon is not a language and you should never learn it from anyone.

In the end the only person we love is ourselves, that's why we choose to love someone who can please us the most.

Giants schreef:
'That's what she said.
Who said it?
That's none of your business.
But you said Yoda said. So who is Yoda?
Yoda is my boyfriend.'

"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Hij faalt(cat)

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

What are you doing?
Existing.
Nice!

"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Dat ding maakt zelfs typfouten -shocked-

User: How is your mom doing?
Cleverbot: I'm tird.
User: I asked you how your mom is doing.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: BUT I DID.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

In the end the only person we love is ourselves, that's why we choose to love someone who can please us the most.

Mijn gesprek;

User: Hello, my name is Bellatrix Lestrange.

Cleverbot: Rudolphus Lestrange.

User: Nice to meet you, Rudolphus.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you as well.

User: You're not Rudolphus! You're Fred Weasley, dressed like Rudolphus!

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: Fred Weasley.

Cleverbot: Twin power!

User: My name is Bellatrix, not George.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. Well, what is your name?

User: BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!

Cleverbot: The witch from Harry Potter?

User: Yes, that's me.

Cleverbot: Cast a spell on me.

User: CRUCIO!

Cleverbot: Crazy.

User: I am not crazy. I am Bellatrix, the most loyal deatheater in the world.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: No, me!

Cleverbot: What? O: I'm smarter.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: SILENCIO!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

Cleverbot: Locomotor Mortis!

User: IMPERIO!

Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus.

User: Flippendo!

Cleverbot: Protego! Flagrate!

User: Evanesco!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: ACCIO!

Cleverbot: Avada kavadra.

User: PROTEGOOOOO!

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: Imperio.

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Well that was rude.

User: I know. I am rude. I am Bellatrix Lestrange.

Cleverbot: I'm Bella Swan.

User: You mean Bella CULLEN.

Cleverbot: You're Bella Cullen?

User: No, I'm Bellatrix Lestrange. You're Bellla Cullen.

Cleverbot: And I'm Edward Cullen.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Crucio.

Cleverbot: I killed sirius black i'm bellatrix lastrange.

User: AAAAAAH! YOU MURDERED YOUR OWN COUSIN?

Cleverbot: I like apples too.

User: Crucio.

Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus.

Intersectional feminist

What kind of music do ya like?
Anything.
So you do like justin bieber? ;\.
That's not swedish. No, I don't. Do you?

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

Endure schreef:
Dat ding maakt zelfs typfouten -shocked-

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"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Hij vraagt me of ik van Taylor Lautner houd

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

Okay, what about the blue pill?
Drugs lol?
I guess thats a yes.
Uhuh i do drugs, do you?
Justin bieber.

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.