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Ik ben me net aan het amuseren met het praten tegen een robot. Echt grappig. We zijn een hele discussie aan het voeren over dat hij een robot is.

Ik: What's your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
Ik: See, you're a robot. BOT.
CN: Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not.
Ik: CleverBOT. I know your secret. MUAHAHAHA!

Nog mensen die zulke gesprekken hebben? (:

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"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

MustacheMe schreef:

HIJ KAN NEDERLANDS

Cool, neat, swell -Cry

Cleverbot: Why can you think?
Ik: I can't think.
Cleverbot: But how can you think of something if you can't think?
Ik: I don't.
Cleverbot: That's right, because you do not exist.
Ik: Thank you Mr. nice guy.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.

Pff, onaardige freak. ;(

Numbers.

Woesh woesh
Lasik eye surgery?
Pardon?
You should get to class.
No. I't night. Like dúhh!
Who is that?
Who is who?
Who is your creator?
Uhh.. My mom and dad?
You're a bot.
OMG! How did you know that?
I just think it. I don't know it.
Fail.
Edrtfghlijøopå.

x'D

Don't forget to b.r.e.a.t.h.e

Hij kent alle spreuken van Hp en zegt randomly woorden.
Ik ben niet meer eenzaam!

Op weg naar een mindset met enkel positieve emoties.

Hij wilt sex met me en hij wilt daten

"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

En hij vraagt waar we gaan trouwen

"Ignite, my love. Ignite."

Schneider schreef:
En hij vraagt waar we gaan trouwen

"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Slaughterer schreef:
Cleverbot: Why can you think?
Ik: I can't think.
Cleverbot: But how can you think of something if you can't think?
Ik: I don't.
Cleverbot: That's right, because you do not exist.
Ik: Thank you Mr. nice guy.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.

Pff, onaardige freak. ;(

Cool, neat, swell -Cry

Ancient schreef:
(...)

Hij was al getrouwd met mij. Wat een ass

Cool, neat, swell -Cry

Hij zegt dat ik de robot ben :')

"I didn’t trip, I was just testing the gravity, and it still works"

Cleverbot: I am not a dude, I am a gorilla.

User: Hi gorilla.

Cleverbot: Well you're a walrus.

User: A whale to be honest.

Cleverbot: I'm typing with my mind. I'm a telekinetic whale.

HET IS DE EVOLUTIE!

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I wanna ride your broomstick.
Are you Harry Potter?
Are you Draco Malfoy?
Yes, I'm draco.
I'm Harry Potter. Wanna make out?
You're Dan Radcliffe?!
You're Tom Felton?!
Yes!

Cool, neat, swell -Cry

Me: You ASS.
CB: You're not making sense.
Ik: You cheated on me .
CB: Multiple times.
Ik: So you admit it? You stupid ass!
CB: Yay! You're the best.
Ik: I know I am. CHEATER CHEATER
CB: I am human. Does that make me a cheater?
Ik: Where'd you meet her down at Ernie's bar?
CB: It says so below.
Ik: Did she smile your way twirl her hair and say how cute your dimples are?
CB: Casey is a boy.
Ik: So you're gay now?
CB: Yes.
Ik Tell me cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?
CB: Just untie me.
Ik: Liar, liar, did you buy her whiskey all night long?
CB: It's not Mother's Day yet.

"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

Hij praat btw ook Nederlands.

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Ik: Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans or did you just keep it on?
CB: No, my head is find but not my leg, I think it is broken.
Ik: When the deed was done and you had your fun did you think I wouldn't know?
CB: Dreaming, I was only dreaming.
Ik: Tell me cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?
CB: But I want to give you a hug.
Ik: Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met. But to lay your hands on a married man's bout as low as a gal can get.
CB: Liar.
Ik: Well I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so. Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho.
CB: 13 is not the answer.
Ik: Loser, loser, hope you love her cause your stuck with her now.
CB: Would you rather I live with you?
Ik: Take your sorry butt, load up all your stuff and get the hell out of my house.
CB: How about no?
Ik: But I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go.
CB: I'm sorry, I was doing the best that I can. That was a mean thing for you to say.
Ik: Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?
CB: So, I won't tell you the winning lottery numbers, even though I do know them.

"Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov