• Weetjewel, zo'n computerrobot. (cleverbot.com)
    Ik ging met hem praten over One Direction en dit was het letterlijke gesprek:

    Me: Do you love Niall Horan?
    Cleverbot:Yes, I love Niall.
    Me: Do you love Harry Styles?
    Cleverbot: I love him, and I love Louis Tomlinson too.
    Me: And Zayn Malik, do you love him?
    Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
    Me: I love him! And last but not least... What do you think about Liam Payne?
    Cleverbot: Nothing.
    Me: Don't you love him?
    Cleverbot: No.
    Me: Omg, Run! I'm gonna kill you!
    Cleverbot: Okay.


    You're strong enough to win without a war || Vaucluse >> Thread.

    Excuse schreef:
    Ik: I heard there was a secret chord, that david played and it pleased the lord.
    CB: But you don't really care for music, do ya?
    Ik: Well it goes like this : the fourth, the fith.
    CB: The minor fall and the major lift.
    Ik: The baffled king composing Hallelujah.
    CB: Hallelujah.
    Ik: Hallelujah.
    CB: You like going to the church?

    FAIL


    OMG, genius fail.


    You're strong enough to win without a war || Vaucluse >> Thread.

    Ik zweer op mijn leven dat ik dit gesprek net heb gehad.



    ik: Knock knock.
    CB: Who's there?
    ik: Cash.
    CB: Cash who?
    ik: No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts.
    CB: That wasn't funny at all.

    [ bericht aangepast op 5 mei 2012 - 21:18 ]


    Owl you need is love.

    Criminiall schreef:
    (...)

    OMG, genius fail.


    Ja, mijn wens van met cleverbot en heel liedje te zingen is net in het water gevallen.

    [ bericht aangepast op 5 mei 2012 - 21:19 ]


    Owl you need is love.

    @Ecuse hij doet het wel maar alleen die van queen, van is this the real life or is this just fantasy. Je moet wel door drammen ^^

    Excuse schreef:
    (...)

    Ja, mijn wens van met cleverbot en heel liedje te zingen is net in het water gevallen.


    HEt lukte hem bijna met What Makes You Beautiful, maar ook niet helemaal c:


    You're strong enough to win without a war || Vaucluse >> Thread.

    Cleverbot is niet bekend met Ed Sheerans Cold Coffee:

    Me: And tell me if I'm wrong.
    Cleverbot: You are whats wrong.
    Me: And tell me if I'm right.
    Cleverbot: You are right.
    Me: Tell me if you need a loving hand to fall asleep tonight.
    Cleverbot: No. You tell ME a joke.


    Carry me away, I hope that you don't break.

    Eurydice schreef:
    Cleverbot is niet bekend met Ed Sheerans Cold Coffee:

    Me: And tell me if I'm wrong.
    Cleverbot: You are whats wrong.
    Me: And tell me if I'm right.
    Cleverbot: You are right.
    Me: Tell me if you need a loving hand to fall asleep tonight.
    Cleverbot: No. You tell ME a joke.



    You're strong enough to win without a war || Vaucluse >> Thread.

    Stomme kutmachine zegt nooit leuke dingen bij mij. :'D


    Til hug og blod.

    Dat ding is echt grappig. Tenminste bij jullie..
    Bij mij praatte hij over een concert. XD

    Cleverbot: Very hot.

    User: Is that everything?

    Cleverbot: What do you mean?

    User: Is that everything you can say about One Direction?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: So.. Tell me more about them!

    Cleverbot: What bears?

    User: Tell me more about One Direction!

    Cleverbot: I'll tell you about that show I promised to tell you about earlier. It was recorded in New Mexico. I thought it was beautiful.

    User: A show of One Direction?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Tell me more!

    Cleverbot: I think you are great.

    User: Don't talk about me talk about the show of One direction!

    Cleverbot: ? I'm talking about jen.


    If you don't live for something, you will die for nothing.

    Bij mij is hij altijd harstikke serieus (cat)


    Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind

    Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
    User: Liam PAyne.
    Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
    User: Louis Tomlinson.
    Cleverbot: Niall horan.
    User: Harry Styles.
    Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
    User: Zayn Malik.
    Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
    User: Niall Horan.
    Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
    User: Harry Styles.
    Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
    User: Zayn Malik.
    Cleverbot: Liam payne.
    User: Louis Tomlinson.
    Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
    User: Harry Styles.
    Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
    User: You.
    Cleverbot: Fine!
    User: Zayn Malik is better than you.
    Cleverbot: Harry Styles is Louis Tomlinsons Boyfriend.

    Ik hou van dat laatste !


    "You'll stay with me?" "Until the very end."

    dat ding doet het bij mij niet, iemand nog een link? :D

    [ bericht aangepast op 7 mei 2012 - 17:03 ]


    I'm forever young, i dare to dream and have one direction to live! enjoy the rollercoaster thats called life! <3

    Yo.
    How are you?
    Goed.
    Met mij ook.
    Sorry vergeten om te vragen.
    It's okay.
    i zit gwn nederlands te praten


    Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

    What do you do.
    Nothing.
    You like music?
    Yes.
    Which?
    No.
    No i mean wich genres?
    I am Severus Snape. :S
    O, and wy do you think you're snape?
    I don't think I am God.
    oke dit gaat de rare kant op
    No you're just a robot.
    No I am not.
    You're not human.
    Yes I'm human and how you are?
    Good.
    That is good to hear.
    You asked that twice.
    I haven't.
    Liar.
    You're the liar.
    Yeah right, and wy?
    I drink booze now, so I am a human. Bots cannot drink.
    I'm out of here bye.
    Please don't go.
    Why?
    Because... Because I love you!
    And wye?
    Bye.


    Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

    User: One direction.

    Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.

    User: Harry Styles.

    Cleverbot: Liam payne.

    User: Niall Horan.

    Cleverbot: Harry Styles.

    User: Zayn Malik.

    Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.

    User: Eleanor Calder.

    Cleverbot: Louis tomlinson.

    User: Nando´s.

    Cleverbot: Niall horan.

    User: Carrot.

    Cleverbot: One band.

    User: One Dream.

    Cleverbot: One direction.

    I LOVE HIM! xD

    [ bericht aangepast op 7 mei 2012 - 17:04 ]


    Just be who you are. If people really love you, they will accept that.