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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    May - i chocked on
    17 - your mom
    white - beacause im not homosexual



    Here I Am

    k kan niet engels schrijven:P


    If you think something small can’t make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room

    I PLAYED WHIT A PICKLE CAUSE I WAS DRUNK xD

    i love your sister because i was drunk...uhu xd:S

    nou mijn zin is : I love tokio hotel



    xjesszz ::P:P:P

    I CHOKED ON MY SIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL:P:P:P

    I'm smoking a mexican becaus I sexy and I do wath I want :dp

    i smoked a baseball bat because i'm sexy and i do what i want :D jep helemaal juist, dat doe ik nou altijd:p

    Voor een vriend: I ran over a Ganster because I'm not homosexual.

    I choked on a homeless guy because that's how I roll. :P.

    I CHOKED ON YOUR MUM BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    xD

    I SANG TO A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK xD



    It's all for you, my butterfly.

    I smoked my dog because that's how I roll.

    Damien: I murdered a paperclip because the voices told me to xD

    I HAD LUNCH WITH A LAMA BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL.