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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

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    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    i did the marcarena with a mexican because i hate my family


    Take my hand tonight

    I RAN OVER A MONSTER BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO


    je weet niet hoeveel het leven waard is tot dat het lijkt te eindigen

    I played with a fork because I'm not homosexual



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    I had lunch with your mom because thats how i roll XD

    I played with your mam because im cool

    i smoked my dog because i'm in love with your mother

    I KICKED MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]

    i had luch with my science teacher because im sexy and i do what i want


    HaveFun!

    I love my dog because I was drunk(cool)


    It's heavy but you are not the only one

    I CHOKED ON A STUFFED ANIMAL BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL


    Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

    i sang to a baseball bat because that is how i roll

    I SMOKED A PAPERCLIP BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT gehheXD

    I CHOKED ON A LAMA BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK :P


    Camille :')

    I RAN OVER MY CELL PHONE BECAUSE I HATE MESELF..

    xD


    I live for the applause, you will die for it.

    I RAN OVER A NINJA BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL