Chat with a stranger! 2 - Stamcafé

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als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen



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Tanya is de beste.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OLLAH FRED
Stranger: is gay
You: Nooo o.o Fred isn't gay
Stranger: thought he was?
You: He isn't
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: who is gay then?
You: My dog
Stranger: isnt your dog ollah fred
You: Noo, my dog's name is Sjors
Stranger: is he one of them really gay gays? or just one of them gays?
You: The really gay gays ^^
Stranger: must be tough for you
You: Hmm whatever, i don't care 'bout my dog
Stranger: yes you do
You: No I don't
Stranger: do too
You: ....
Stranger: im gay, are you gay too?
You: No, but i don't hate gays
Stranger: gay is the new black
Stranger: i like it
You: Ghehe (':
Stranger: i wish i was a black gay
Stranger: ha sorry
You: I wish I was an alien :'DD
Stranger: a gay alien?
You: No
Stranger: god youre so gayest
You: I'm not gay -cry-
Stranger: will you embrace gayness for once in your life
You: I refuse
Stranger: please
You: Hmm.. alright
Stranger: you may like it?
Stranger: thanks new gay friend
You: ^^
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Belgium, you?
Stranger: england, where all the gays are
You: Nice
Stranger: indeed
You: What's your name?
Stranger: hows belgium working out for you?
Stranger: my name is gay
Stranger: urs?
You: Hi gay, i'm Alien
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: (:
Stranger: i heard belgium was gay
You: Not really ^^
Stranger: do you follow football alien?
You: No
Stranger: why?
You: Football is gay
Stranger: too true, loads of men means it must be gay
You: :'DDD
You: But Gay?
Stranger: omegle is gay, did you know this?
You: No, i didn't know
You: But I have to go
Stranger: dont be gay
You: Diner is ready >_<
You: And sorry for my bad English
Stranger: have a gay dinner
Stranger: ur english is amazinh
You: waha thank you ^^
You: See yah
Stranger: i love you
You have disconnected.

Dude, ik heb een engelse gast (= and he's sweet

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Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

heb er wel een paar uit nl gehad maar nooit vn q

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Het leven is te kort om je bezig te houden met dingen die je ongelukkig maken.

Ik had ook Engelse. O.O
James Wood, 16 jaar uit Londen.
Hij is een schatje. :'D

ik ben nog steeds afgekikt

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Your Butt is Mine!

Ik had ook Engelse. O.O
James Wood, 16 jaar uit Londen.
Hij is een schatje. :'D

FUCK U DAS DIE VAN MY I THIINK.
Vraag of hy iemand z'n msn heeft gegeven
JOOOLIIIEEN JE HEBT DIIIE VAN MYYYY x'D

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Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OLLAH FRED
Stranger: COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
Stranger: IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN THIGHS, BE SURE YOU CONDOMIZE
You: ALRIGHT!
Stranger: IT'LL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
You: Thanks for you advice
Stranger: IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
You: WAHAHAHA xDDDD
Stranger: YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
You: YOUR A STAND UP COMEDIAN!
Stranger: DON'T BE IN A JIFFY... COVER YOUR STIFFY
You: Your so good man, really
Stranger: WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

ik krijg de heletijd finse gassies --'

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The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

You: heey
Stranger: hi
You: how r U??
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: fine thanx ^^
You: were U from??
Stranger: Finland, live in Japan atm though
You: 0.0 coool
Stranger: u?
You: The Netherlands
Stranger: Cool
You: ^^ thanx
Stranger: So you're a pothead right?
You: pothead??
Stranger: Like smoking weed?
You: >.< why does everone thinks that no i don't smoke weed
You: not everyone does that only like 5%
Stranger: Beause NL is the capital of cannabis
You: Yeah thats true cause the plants can grow good here
You: what kind of music do U listen
Stranger: There is only two things in Holland I would come there for, coffee shops and red light district

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You can never wear to much black

Dude, iedereen denkt dat Nederlanders de hele dag stoned zyn

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Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

Ik heb nu al 4 japanners achter elkaar gehad die geen Engels kunnen spreken --'

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Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

Dude, ik heb een Finse TH leren kennen :'D

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"You move me, Kurt." ~ Blaine Anderson

Dude, ik heb een Finse TH leren kennen :'D

OmgXD

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Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

ik ben nu met een meisje aan het praten en ze is lesbisch

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The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

Ik heb nu al 4 japanners achter elkaar gehad die geen Engels kunnen spreken --'

Bij mijn geen Japaners maar Chinezen die geen engels kunnen >.<

De japaners vallen bij mijn over het algemeen mee

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You can never wear to much black