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    edit:

    als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen



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    Tanya is de beste.

    Ik ben weggegaan omdat IEDEREEN disconnect zonder iets te zeggen. Wat hééft iedereen tegen mij vandaag zeg. o.O


    Everything means nothing, if I ain't got you.

    You: i love you
    Stranger: hello!
    Stranger: i love u too
    You: marry me?
    Stranger: love at first sight?
    Stranger: hmm
    You: yes!
    You: please?
    Stranger: i don't wanna go marry with girl
    You: why not?
    Stranger: do you want church wedding?
    Stranger: because im gorl
    Stranger: girl*
    You: i can be lesbian
    You: no i want to marry on a airplane!
    You: obove tokyo!
    Stranger: but i have so lovely boyfriend, what i do with him?
    Stranger: tokyo, thats full of pollution
    Stranger: airplane is good choice
    You: than we marry above the ocean
    Stranger: ok
    You: and we dump your boyfriend!
    You: ;D
    Stranger: hmm okey i can do it tomorrow
    You: oke ;D 10 o clock?
    Stranger: do you want many visitors in wedding
    Stranger: yep
    You: yeah!
    You: i have to go now
    You: see ya tomorrow!


    The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

    Stranger: But why do you know all that names? Are you a stalker?
    Stranger: 'cause I'd like to keep that stuff private, you know? :/
    You: Well I was a fan off you Ö
    Stranger: No shit, really?
    You: Everybody knows
    You: It's all over the internet ^^
    Stranger: Yeah, I'm not too often on the internet
    You: I can tell, But remember that time in the hilton? Ö
    Stranger: No. Have I been drinking?
    You: Yes caus you were taking Tom Kinda doggystyle Oo'
    Stranger: That's weird.
    Stranger: I really must've been drunk.
    Stranger: 'cause usually I sneak to the Men's room and then I'm the one to bend over
    You: Yeah, But everybody know about you're Twincest sso
    Stranger: Ah, nevermind.
    Stranger: He has the bigger cock, though
    You: Heyy wait you're the bitch Ö
    Stranger: Of course I'm the bitch :/
    You: Well you have the hair for it ^-^
    Stranger: Yeah, I know. And I sorta want to be that bitch
    Stranger: I'm really slutty inside :/
    You: But tell me,
    You: Are you totally gay or bi?
    Stranger: Bisexual, why yes?
    Stranger: But still I prefer to be some mighty big guy's bitch
    You: Thats soo hot Ö
    You: :Y)
    Stranger: I like it that way
    You: Wee al know ^-^
    Stranger: I really enjoy giving blowjobs and getting rammed from behind :o
    You: You are some perverd ^-^

    dudejess die gast gaat tever Ö


    We'll never be as young as we are tonight

    Stranger: HI~
    You: COOKIES
    Stranger: ?
    You: I like cookies :3
    Stranger: I also like,
    Stranger: I like the woman!
    You: which woman?
    Stranger: I am a man,
    Stranger: Spring elder brother, pure men!
    You: and you're not from England or from America, are you?
    Stranger: NO,
    Stranger: I am China,
    You: really?
    Stranger: YE,
    You: cool ^.^
    Stranger: You are there person?
    Stranger: -.-
    You: uh, yes?
    Stranger: What is your sex?
    You: xD female
    Stranger: Oh, I compare like xD female
    Stranger: May ask your age?
    You: sure
    You: 16
    You: what's yours?
    Stranger: I am a boy, 18 years old,
    You: ok.
    Stranger: ?
    You: you know what ok means, right?
    Stranger: How?
    You: Um... when you agree to something, or think somethings good you say it's 'ok'
    Stranger: I do not understand, you said what meaning, right?
    You: yes.
    Stranger: Sorry, I am use, the interpreter, many words, the translation is not very good,
    You: oh, I understand!
    Stranger: . Thanks
    Stranger: Right, you are there person?
    You: yes, I am.

    xD Chinezen zijn vet cool!


    I clicked my heels and wished for you.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I LOVE U
    Stranger: me too
    You: lets marry
    Stranger: nooooow
    You: say i doooooooooo
    Stranger: i doooo, do you ?
    You: YESS I DOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: were married
    Stranger: yeeeeeees, let's make baby
    You: yeah ^^ a boy or a girl
    Stranger: a girl
    Stranger: ok ?
    You: okey ^^ whats here name??
    Stranger: ooow, i don't know, help me
    You: Dodo ^^
    Stranger: ok shdiuhdshsd


    You can never wear to much black

    Hé, dat was een vieze Chinees :@

    Stranger: Your Holland's woman, opening?
    You: opening?
    You: I do not understand
    Stranger: You knew that what video frequency has to look?
    You: that doesn't make any sense.
    You: sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about.
    Stranger: How, your 16 year-old girl?
    You: yes, I am.
    Stranger: I want with your sexual intercourse,
    You: wtf you're disgusting!
    You: have sexual intercourse with yourself.
    You: goodbye.


    I clicked my heels and wished for you.

    You: i love you
    Stranger: heya
    You: wanna marry me?
    Stranger: yes please
    Stranger: now?
    You: yes =D
    Stranger: OK
    You: i have the rings with me
    Stranger: man or woman?
    You: im a woman but if you want i can be a man ;D
    Stranger: i'm a woman
    Stranger: gay marriage
    You: then ill be ur man
    You: also good ;l
    Stranger: ok
    You: herer is your ring -givesring-
    Stranger: marry, love, kiss, slap, divorce
    You: nooo ;O
    Stranger: goodbye


    nou ja zeg :'(


    If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

    Stranger: Hi! asl?
    You: ok, if you promise you're not some Chinese pervert. ( I just met one )
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I clicked my heels and wished for you.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: a problem?
    You: a huge problem
    Stranger: tell me
    You: wel....
    You: i love you
    Stranger: oh my god!
    Stranger: really?*o*
    Stranger: me too!!!
    You: REALLY? :D
    Stranger: YEAH :D!!!
    You: OMG please marry me?
    Stranger: YES!!!!
    Stranger: <3333
    You: Where? ö
    Stranger: mmm
    You: btw , dude or girl?
    Stranger: girl
    You: JEEJ im a lesbian!
    You: xD
    Stranger: XDDDD loool
    You: omg we gonna marry in the ocean!
    Stranger: wooooow
    Stranger: its a great ideaaa *o*!!
    You: tomorrow? ;D
    Stranger: yeeeah :DD
    You: oke, see ya tomorrow honey!
    You: Bye
    You: <33


    The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

    You: hi
    Stranger: oP
    You: How are you today?
    Stranger: why yes, fine thanks
    You: Where do you live? Holland? US? France? Germany? Something else?
    Stranger: you look splendid
    You: What is that?
    Stranger: holland, and you too
    You: me 2
    You: xD dan kan ik gewoon nederlands praten
    Stranger: iis u a lady/
    Stranger: ?
    You: Ja
    Stranger: oke dan
    You: Ken je Quizlet?
    Stranger: kom je hier via geenstijl?
    You: Nee via quizlet
    Stranger: quizlet?
    You: ja
    Stranger: huh?
    You: Das lachen
    You: echt vaag
    Stranger: quizlet.nl


    Herinner gisteren, fantaseer morgen, en leef vandaag

    Stranger: Haybabe u horney?
    You: THEY GONNA GET ME o.o
    Stranger: OMG HOO?
    Stranger: IS IT THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE?!
    Stranger: *runs*


    xD


    The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

    You: THEY GONNA GET ME
    Stranger: WHO
    You: help o.o *looks scared*
    Stranger: Let me help you!
    You: the're knokking on my door
    Stranger: Run!
    Stranger: Fast!
    You: *runs*
    Stranger: Runnnnnnnnnnnnn
    You: AAAAAAHHH
    You: o.o
    Stranger: And what ever you do
    Stranger: Don't look back!
    You: *runs faster*
    You: i think there gone
    You: ;D
    Stranger: It's amazing that you can still type and run at the same time
    You: yes
    You: its a hidden talent from me
    You: haha mwuhaha there gone , i win!
    You: AHHHHHHHHHHH
    You: *dead*


    The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

    Een gast van 19 uit engeland, vroeg juist om cyber sex Ieuwwwieee Ö


    We'll never be as young as we are tonight

    Stranger: donuts
    You: THEY GONNA GET ME
    You: HELP
    You: AAAAAAAHHHH
    You: *runs*
    You: ......I think i lots them
    You: wait....
    Stranger: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE DONUTS
    You: NO!!! AAAAHHH
    You: NOO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME
    You: or.... MUWHAHAHA IM GONNA EAT THEM!!!
    You: *eats the big donuts*
    Stranger: oh god
    You: yummy ;D
    Stranger: you're one of them now...
    You: nooooo
    Stranger: you are!
    You: whats happening to me o.o
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: my
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: god
    You: now im gonna get you
    You: mwuahahaha
    You: *evil laugh*
    Stranger: MILK ATTACK
    You: IM GONNA GET YOU, YOU CANOT ESCAPE THE CHOCO DONUT!
    You: nooooooooooooooooooo
    You: now im jucy o.o
    Stranger: squish squish
    Stranger: i have ested you, donut
    You: i can't breathe o.o
    Stranger: bested*
    You: x___________________x *dead*
    Stranger: squish
    Stranger: squish squish
    Stranger: nom nom


    The awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

    Haha, ik zei net tegen zo'n gastje dat de aliens mij kwamen halen en die geloofde dat echt. >-<