Stranger: are you a ninja
You: I'm a vampire
Stranger: aww thats a shame
Stranger: can you bite my dog?
You: Nooo Ö Vamire's rule the world :')
You: Yeah, i can
Stranger: as he cant train to be a ninja 
You: and than he's totally gonna go spider-pig on you 
Stranger: ahah lol
Stranger: then we can make a crime fighitng duo
You: No you can't
You: caus if i bite 'em
You: He's probbebly gonna kill you ^-^
Stranger: no as ninjas have silver ninja stars so your screwed
You: Yeah, but I can not be killed, haven't you seen Twilight? Ö
Stranger: are you a vegetarian?
Stranger: vampire that i
Stranger: is*
You: Yes, but I'm new so it's hard for me ^-^
You: I wanna kill you right now
waha x'D
We'll never be as young as we are tonight