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    edit:
    als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen

    Tekst Imperd, en ik dacht laten we topic 3 openen.


    Your Butt is Mine!

    Phaha, je moet zo vragen; When you can live forever, what do you live for?
    Iemand antwoordde bij cookies. :'D
    En toen hadden we een gesprek over hoe we de wereld zouden overnemen met cookies en toen viel mijn internet weg en nu vind ik hem niet meer terug. (huil)

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: were are my cookies !!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    You can never wear to much black

    Stranger: hihihihihihi
    You: hoihoihoihoihoihoi
    Stranger: where u from biaaatch
    You: i am from Holland, what about you asshoooooleeee
    Stranger: well im norway and thanks :D
    You: You're welcome :p
    Stranger: what ya name?
    You: Christa. yours?
    Stranger: Mark
    Stranger: you got pics?
    You: Yes. what about you?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: could you show ure pics?
    You: if you show yours first
    Stranger: ladyes first
    You: wait a sec
    Stranger: sec is gone
    You: http://i42.tinypic.com/kduxvk.jpg ghehe.
    Stranger: wow your ugly and you got fat tits
    Stranger: not gonna give u my pic
    You: Nice, isn't it?
    Stranger: you monster
    You: ghehe. I'm fucking proud of it :v
    Stranger: shame on you
    Stranger: rat face
    You: Shame on you, you don't know how to respect a girl :V
    Stranger: i was gonna yerk off but your pic wasn't hot
    You: I don't need to be hot
    Stranger: i know how to respect girl. but your something else
    Stranger: bye ugly as hell girl
    You: You only respect girls when they are thing, when they are blond and wanna have sex, am I right?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i respect girls who look like girls

    Ja ja, hij respecteert meisjes, me hoela :')


    If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.

    Héheee, heb ik eindelyk weer een lief persoon ^^
    uit Zwedeeen (=


    Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

    Deze chat is sow funny
    Ja af en te werkt hij niet maar gewoon blijven proberen(typing)


    You are so god damn Sexy <3

    You: hi
    You: im goofy
    You: and you?
    Stranger: im horny

    Rofl!xD

    Héheee, heb ik eindelyk weer een lief persoon ^^
    uit Zwedeeen (=
    is hij 22??anders had ik die gast ook haha XD

    (...) is hij 22??anders had ik die gast ook haha XD

    Nope, 16 ^^
    Aan een 22 jarige zou ik myn msn niet geven XD


    Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

    ik wil maar 1 ding zeggen:

    IK STA IN JOUW FORUM SIGNATURE

    daar ben ik trots op :Y)
    en jij staat in de mijn Skitt kind <3


    verder snap ik dit topic niet, maar skitt is gewoon te lief en dat weet ik (A)


    Doeei x'


    Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

    ik wil maar 1 ding zeggen:

    IK STA IN JOUW FORUM SIGNATURE

    daar ben ik trots op :Y)
    en jij staat in de mijn Skitt kind <3


    verder snap ik dit topic niet, maar skitt is gewoon te lief en dat weet ik (A)


    Doeei x'

    I lOveYou 2 ^^
    <3.


    Your Butt is Mine!

    Stranger: it is 17:45pm now here ,can you guess where i am?
    You: China?
    Stranger: you are so smart
    You: Thanks ^^ I knôw


    Your Butt is Mine!

    Hij vond mij jong :S

    Hij was 22 en ik 17


    Think before you act.

    Blijkbaar is het in Taiwan heel raar om pannenkoeken te eten 'for dinner'.


    "I shut my eyes in order to see.'

    ik had er een van ny aan de lijn 'O.o best wel chill <3


    I can no longer keep my head up, above me it's empty. There are no kings watching over me

    Stranger: call me when you try to wake her up
    You: is she still sleeping!? :O
    Stranger: i dont know!
    Stranger: did you try to wake her up yet?!
    You: No, I thought you already woke her up!
    Stranger: then she's probably still sleeping!
    Stranger: no no, that was your job!
    You: That lazy cow!
    Stranger: fat slag!
    You: No, the schedule says it was your turn!
    Stranger: what!!!
    Stranger: Harold showed me the schedule last night and... oh wait.... are you Doreen?
    You: No, I'm Helena!
    You: I'm your best friend, forgot that?
    Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
    Stranger: Helena! how could i forget!
    Stranger: if you see Doreen, tell that cow it's her turn to try to wake her up!
    You: Okay, I'll tell her.
    You: So, what are you up to, Madeleine?
    Stranger: MadeLIN
    Stranger: god, how many times do i have to tell you?
    You: I'm sorry, I can't help that I forget it all the time!
    Stranger: i knw i know, thats why we only pay you half what we pay Doreen
    You: But you know I actually deserve more than her. She always runs away with Harold!
    Stranger: Harold owns the company tho!
    You: Do you know how many times she hooked up with him?
    Stranger: i've seen the CCTV footage :/
    Stranger: how many?
    You: eleven times.
    Stranger: hussy!
    Stranger: she gets a pay raise every time
    Stranger: you should try it
    You: Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
    You: Why don't you want to hook up with Daniel? I thought you liked him?
    Stranger: how do you think I got to vece-chairman at the age of 22? My throat hurts like hell these days of course, but it's been worth it
    Stranger: (vice)
    Stranger: Daniel sells crack to retarded children, didnt you know?! :O
    You: No o.o I thought he helped Harold with running the company!
    Stranger: :O
    Stranger: what do you think the company does?!!
    You: Make shoes? Promote porn? I don't know :p
    Stranger: 'Hospital Crack Supplies Ltd', helloooooooooooooo?
    You: Oh my gosh, I'm such a dumbass!
    Stranger: :O
    Stranger: anyway
    Stranger: we should probably try to wake her up
    You: Yes, I guess so.
    Stranger: ok, go for it
    Stranger: i'm having a nice cup of tea, i cant right now
    You: But I'm making coffee!
    Stranger: oh ffs
    Stranger: what do we pay you for?!
    You: For... uhm... being here?
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: is that in your job description?
    You: Yes, don't you remember?
    Stranger: oh, right.... my god, it's been a long week!
    Stranger: well how are we going to make sure someone tries to wake her up?
    You: Call Harold to ask if Doreen is with him?
    Stranger: they might be, erm, 'occupied'
    Stranger: isn't Betty supposed to be in today?
    You: Now you're saying that... Yes, I think so!
    You: And James too!
    Stranger: Betty AND James!
    Stranger: I smell a rumor >:D
    You: Me too !
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: ok, you phone betty and i'll phone James!
    Stranger: if neither answer, we'll know whats going on!
    You: Yep :v
    Stranger: ok...
    Stranger: Betty isnt answering
    Stranger: i mean james
    You: Neither is Betty..
    You: Oh wait, she does!
    Stranger: oh!
    Stranger: whats she saying!?
    You: But I only hear someone... I don't know..
    Stranger: ....
    Stranger: do you hear chickens?
    You: I only hear a lot of noise and someone calling 'yes!' O.o
    Stranger: :O
    Stranger: ok, thats enough ammunition to start any rumor we want! hurrah!!!
    You: Ghehe ^^
    You: Who shall we tell first?
    Stranger: Helena, for god sake, just please go and try to wake her up please!
    Stranger: i've already texted Harold and Susan and Ingmar
    You: Why me? She won
    Stranger: who won?
    You: won't listen to me, and you know that!
    Stranger: bah!
    Stranger: i never understood why you two never got on with each other
    Stranger: ok, how about we BOTH go?
    You: Hmpf.
    You: Okay. But you walk in front of me!
    Stranger: we can throw our hot drinks over her, that'll wake the lazy cow up
    Stranger: side by side!
    You: That is such a great idea! Then she won't dare to steal any boyfriends again!
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: lets make sure our drinks are extra hot....
    Stranger: into the microwave for 15 mintues each....
    You: I feel evil ^^
    Stranger: *roll forward 15 mins*
    Stranger: *PING!*
    Stranger: yeah, evil is good >:)
    Stranger: ok, shall we advance on her?
    You: Hmm, what do you mean with that?
    Stranger: you naughty bugger!
    Stranger: i mean it in the military sense
    Stranger: CHARGEEEEEEEEEE!!! etc
    You: That is great!
    You: Come on, let's go!
    Stranger: ok! lets go!
    Stranger: you make the horse galloping noises....
    You: -galliop, galliop, galliop-
    Stranger: CHARGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: get ready to throw!!
    You: Ready.
    You: Set.
    You: THROW!!!!!
    Stranger: *throws!!!*
    Stranger: WAKE UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: -throwss!-
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD DID YOU SEE HER FACE!?XD
    Stranger: oh god, she's not waking up.....
    Stranger: yeah i did
    Stranger: dead?
    You: Damn.
    You: Guess so?
    Stranger: lazy bitch
    Stranger: we should sell her on eBay
    You: That's a good idea, what name shall we give her?
    Stranger: erm...
    Stranger: something beginning with a P
    You: P.. Puppet?
    Stranger: oooh!
    Stranger: thats a great first name :D
    Stranger: ok, surname?
    You: Puppet Lazy? xD
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: done!
    You: Cool :p
    You: But I have to go now, gonna try to hook up with Harold ^^
    Stranger: starting bids at.... one MILLION dollars?
    You: yes!
    Stranger: oh you slut
    You: I know ^^
    Stranger: but its the only way to climb the ladder in this place
    You: I know.
    Stranger: :D
    You: Byeee MadeLIN!
    Stranger: bye baby!
    Stranger: see you on monday!
    You: See ya!
    Stranger: :D

    die was echt leuk xD


    If I die young, send me away with the words of a lovesong.