Chat with a stranger! 3 - Stamcafé

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edit:
als wij nou allemaal, OLLAH zeggen *zoals in tvorige topic al gezegd was,* kunnen we in ieder geval elkaar herkennen

Your Butt is Mine!

Stranger: hi
You: hii
Stranger: wanna a sex?
You: hmm, first learn english
Stranger: female or male?
You: If i say male, you will disconnect
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you are a male
You: Good guess!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Het heden is de geschiedenis gezien door de toekomst.

mijn openingszin: La La Laa. Let's have some fun, this beat is Sick. I wanna take a Ride on your Disco Stick

Je krijgt de leukste reacties xP

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

You: OLLAH TED
Stranger: JEBUS CHRIST ITS A RION GET TO THE CAR
You: OH NO!
You: BUT I CAN'T DRIVE!
Stranger: WE CAN FLY! <
You: YEEEEY!
Stranger: I ARE A FAIRY
You: O_O YOU'RE A FAIRY?! WELL, I'M AN ELF

Rose houdt van Renée&Benjamin . <3

You: are you a penguin?
Stranger: 北七喔
Stranger: are you fuck
You: yaay i found youuuu
You: no i'm susan
Stranger: su拎老師
You: could you type normally?
You: i can't understand a thing
Stranger: = =
Stranger: 長這樣
Stranger: 說中文啦
You: don't you call me names!
Stranger: SUSAN?
You: that is very impolite
You: yes
Stranger: 幹 凸
You: no, susan
Stranger: I AM CHINA!!
You: nice to meet you china, i'm susan
Stranger: HI SUSAN
I COME FROMＣＨＩＮＡ
Stranger: ＡＮＤ　ＹＯＵ
You: ooooh why didn't you say so?
You: i'm from iceland
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sock my bird icefish.
Stranger: fuck you lier
You: my socks are still in the laundry basket
You: no i'm a virgin
You: and you can't spell
Stranger: poor you
Stranger: 北爛
Stranger: 去死
Stranger: 幹
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I clicked my heels and wished for you.

You: Gosh, why is everybody older than me><
Stranger: because they were born first?
You: Now I'm feeling like a little child:P
That's mean! I wanna be first!Ö
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I'll be born after you


Lieve 18jarigeJason!^^'

everything, in time

Stranger: hey
You: ^Hi
You: I'm a alien from Pluto
You: My dad is rich and He will buy the planet Eart
You: We gona destroy Earth
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
Stranger: 1
You: 5
You: 4
Stranger: you missed it
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: loser
You: BOOM

Easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, motherfucker!

You: i refuse to say hi first
Stranger: hi
You: yay i won
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BAM!

das eng joh hahahahaha x)

" 'Cause my religion is you, Kleine Monsters."

Wat is dat?

Only losers can act the way you do

You: yellow
Stranger: hey
Stranger: girl?
You: why?
Stranger: cuz im a horny lesbian
You: well im a shemale
Stranger: thats hot
You: i know, I am kinda hot ^.~
Stranger: u hav a nude pic
You: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2204247486_de423212e5.jpg?v=0
Stranger: ur ugly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BAM!

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: *
You: *
Stranger: (:
You: (:
Stranger: asl
You: asl
Stranger: boo
You: boo
Stranger: i love you
You: i love you too
Stranger: yay (: i win
You: yay (: i win
Stranger: no you said
Stranger: too
You: no you said
You: too
Stranger: i didnt (:
You: oh yes you did (:
Stranger: nope
You: nope
Stranger: and i win again (:
You: and i win again (:
Stranger: youre not annoying me (:
You: youre annoying me (:
Stranger: thats my goal, love
You: thats my goal, love
Stranger: i love you
You: i love you too
Stranger: (: (:
Stranger: from
You: (:
You: from
You: okay this is getting boring
You: stop copying me!!
You: get a life
You: and stay out of mine you moron
You have disconnected.

BAM!

You: hi
Stranger: KNock knock
You: Knock knock :')
Stranger: -.-' Idiot

Only losers can act the way you do

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Asl?
Stranger: You first
You: i asked you first, unclefucker
Stranger: 15/ M / USA You next dickwipe

Only losers can act the way you do

Stranger: hornny male want to fuck
You: First learn englisch
You: second you sick basterd
Stranger: so want to
You: If you are a person you could make up in the sentecens that I am not intrested -_-''
Stranger: do u want to fuck yes or no
You: learn to read -_-'' I already gave my answer ><
Stranger: u never sed yes or no
Stranger: thats all i want
You: I sed I am not interested ><
Stranger: is that a no
You: GOH ><
You: DROOSBOKS ><
Stranger: just say yes or fucking no
Stranger: my god its not that fucking hard
You: are theise words too hard for you?
You: aaa poor you
Stranger: YES OR FUCKING NO
You: is it so hard to understand that i am NOT interested
Stranger: JUST SAY ONE OR THE OTHER
You: JEZUS CRISTUS AMEHOELA><
You: ben je gek of wat ><
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT U HAVE 2 ANSWERS AND U CANT JUST PICK ONE
You: And you don't listen too me
You: what is so hard to understand that I am not interested><
Stranger: SO IF THAT IS JUST A NO THEN JUST FUCKING SAY SO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: thats your language right?
You: stupido><
Stranger: THANK YOU thats all i wanted
You: you're sick you know that -_-''
Stranger: yea i know
Stranger: so whats up
Stranger: haha
You: sick basterd ><

Het leven is te kort om je bezig te houden met dingen die je ongelukkig maken.

omg ik direct na 4berichtjes gezegd: need to goÖ ja fff had geen goesting x) kweet liever me wie ik praat zoals op Q
Xx

Laat me nu toch niet alleen, radeloos en verloren.....