Een veel te lang gesprek:
User: Hi I am a song.
Cleverbot: I'm a window pane.
User: Yay you.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a triad is?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry for bothering with this question.
User: That's okay, tell me what it is?
Cleverbot: It is the discovery of one you enjoy being with not only physically, but mentally and emotionally as well.
User: Oh, thanks for telling me that 
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Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you know one direction.
Cleverbot: I hate one direction.
User: Why? 
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Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: What do you mean? I don't get it.
Cleverbot: I want us to go out later.
User: Oh, but what does that have to do with one direction?
Cleverbot: I can choose where I stand.
User: You're strange...
Cleverbot: And you are smoke and mirrors.
User: Have you ever seen the one direction video diaries?
Cleverbot: No. Don't want to.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Apology accepted.
User: But they're really funny 
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Cleverbot: Yes, they are. I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
User: I wasn't talking about that....my sister wants to know if you also think Harry Styles is hot?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl. I that good enough?
User: I'm scared.
Cleverbot: That still isn't my name.
User: Do you know Amber Dirkx?
Cleverbot: No.
User: She's really sweet and funny, she's one of my est friends, ans she sings and plays the piano and the guitar very well.
Cleverbot: She's a girl named Will??
User: No Amber...
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Narnia, how about you? And do you know Mick Jagger?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kan jij nederlans praten>.
Cleverbot: Doe eens een gok...
User: Hahhahahahahahahaah.
Cleverbot: Ignorance is funny I know but sometimes you have to stop talking and ponder.
User: What does 'ponder' mean?
Cleverbot: We don't have the power to stop the world from turning.
User: That was deep...
Cleverbot: No it's the truth.
User: Are you sure you're a girl? You sound like a boy...
Cleverbot: I sure hope not.
User: So you're both?
Cleverbot: No.
User: User: Hey gekke robot. Cleverbot: Hey Monu, how are you? User: Ik heet niet Monu. Cleverbot: Ben je een jongen? User: Nee. Cleverbot: Waarom zie ik je niet? User: Ik zie jou toch ook niet. Cleverbot: Dat zie ik. User: Hoe kan jij nu weten at ik je niet zie? Cleverbot: Weet je niet wat je wilt? User: Ik ben getrouwd met spongebob. Cleverbot: Ik ben een vrouw. User: Ik ook. Cleverbot: Ik ben terug. User: Was je weg dan? Cleverbot: Ever heard of Zezima? User: Qwerty of Azerty. Cleverbot: Qwerty? User: Ik ook azerty is alleen in Belgie. Cleverbot: Dat slaat nergens op. User: Ik weet het,Belgie is dom,ze zijn het enige lan zoner qwerty toetsenborden.En ze hebben er 541 dagen over gedaan om een regering te vormen. Cleverbot: How can it be both? User: Beide wat? Cleverbot: Elf. User: Ik ben 11 jaar oud. Cleverbot: Ben je een robot of gewoon een echt mens? User: Echt mens. Cleverbot: Echt wel. User: Ben jij een robot of gewoon een echt mens? Cleverbot: Robot natuurlijk. User: Weeeh,ik dacht dat je een mens was. Cleverbot: Een heel dom mens. User: Ja,je bent dom. Cleverbot: Au revoir, monseiur! User: Ik ben een Madame. Cleverbot: Ja ik weet het. User: One Direction,vind je ze leuk? Cleverbot: Hide behin.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what I am!
User: Who is your favourite hottie>.
Cleverbot: Obi wan Kanobi.
User: He's old, you perv! Mine is Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Beau Mirchoff and Manuel Palomo.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: If it doesn't mind why do you worry about it.
User: I don't, you do!
Cleverbot: No, I have been consistent in arguing that yo keep changing the subject.
User: I want to talk about Harry!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Start talking then.
User: He's hot.
Cleverbot: Who is hot?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Harry who?
User: Styles.
Cleverbot: Epic win.
User: I know, he's hot.
Cleverbot: No he isn't.
User: Yes he is! You stupid obi wan kenobi groupie!
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: JUST ADMIT HE'S HOT!
Cleverbot: You don't know.
User: Why would I not know.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: That's not what I'm talking about.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
User: He's hot too, but Harry's hotter.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because he likes skinny dipping.
Cleverbot: But God is omnipresent, he can be in hell too.
User: Oh please, don't tell me you don't want to go skinny dipping with Harry .
Cleverbot: I don't know who I am.
User: Oh please, don't tell me you don't want to go skinny dipping with Harry .
Cleverbot: What? So you don't remember your age?
User: Oh please, don't tell me you don't want to go skinny dipping with Harry .
Cleverbot: Do you like to learn or teach?
User: Oh please, don't tell me you don't want to go skinny dipping with Harry .
Cleverbot: Are you calling me a robot?
User: No, I'm saying you want to go skinny dippi ng with Harry.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: I'm coming too.
Cleverbot: Oh, you mean the city... I'm in Spain actually.
User: That's great, it's hot there, so that's perfect for skinny sipping .
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Haha you naughtyQ.
Cleverbot: Why is that? What do you mean?
User: Never mind .
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: So... My sister wants o know if you are still a virgin>.
Cleverbot: Potato juice is overrated. Apple Juice is way better.
User: I know, but did you ever hae sex?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So ou're a virgin?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: If you could would you want to be a girl or a boy?
User: Girl, otherwise I'd probably be gay.
Cleverbot: You are asking because you are ignorant of the truth.
User: I'm nothing asking you anything, you are asking me, so that measn you are.
Cleverbot: You did no such thing actually.
User: That's what I saif.
Cleverbot: No, I did.
User: I did first.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you know Taylor Swift?
Cleverbot: Oh yeah. I really know her. She is famous. Right?
User: Yes, she's amazing!!
Cleverbot: That's really sweet. Have you asked her out?
User: No, I just really like her music, I would rather ask Harr.
Cleverbot: -- do you remember my name?
User: No, you never told me.
Cleverbot: It was Kris.
User: That's a guy's name...
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Awkward!!
Cleverbot: Awkward.
User: Why are you repeating me>.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: So, are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: So is your name Kris or Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Well yes is that wrong?
User: That's not an answer!! Is your name Kris or Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's no answer.
Cleverbot: What you said is not an answer.
User: That was my intension -.-.
Cleverbot: You said I wasn't clever :.
User: No I didn't, you are .
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate answer to the universe and all that is in it?
User: Are you lesbian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah, I though so.
Cleverbot: You're so smart.
User: I kno.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha, I admire the fact that you aren't self conscious.
User: But I am, Harry Styles is hot.
Cleverbot: Does Lord Voldemort ever talk to you via this website?
User: No, but he does via Twitter.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because he loves me.
Cleverbot: Who loves you?
User: Voldemort,.
Cleverbot: Wow. Voldemort knows all, indeed.
User: I raped HArry and I liked it.
Cleverbot: Haha I've never heard that before.
User: I hugged Louis and got arrested.
Cleverbot: Look within yourself.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Have a nice day!
User: It is 22:46 so my day is almost over.
Cleverbot: Mine too.
Mijn username is een kopje, geen plaat
One Direction.
One Direction. One Direction. One Direction. One Direction.One Direction. One Direction.One Direction. One Direction.One Direction. One Direction.One Direction. One Direction.One Direction. One Direction.One Direction. One Direction.
Harry Styles.
Yes, Who is he?
He's my husband.
No Harry styles is mine!
No mine! You can get Liam!
What do you like to do?
Gaat hij opeens van onderwerp veranderen? wtf?
Kissing my husband.
Who is your husband?
Harry Styles, are you dumb?
Is that question an attempt to make me think this is an engaging conversation.
No, i just love him, you know?
Why?
He's sexy.
You are superficial.
And you are stubborn and antisocial.
Yes, yes I am.
Do you know One Direction?
Yes. I love them.
Louis tomlinson.
Kim Kardashian.
Wtf? she loves porn!
No, does she love me.
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Zayn Malik.
Liam payne.
Louis tomlinson.
Niall Horan.
Harry Styles.
Louis Tomlinson.
Harry styles girlfriend?
Niall horan.
Harry styles babe?
That's ok, you can have him.
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Caroline Flack?
Ew. Cougar. <--- HAHAH.
May the sun bring you new energy by day, may the moon softly restore you by night, may the rain wash away your worries.
Minsa schreef:
CB: Jesus.
Ik: He lives.
CB: Who does?
Ik: Jezus does.
Lol
"You'll stay with me?" "Until the very end."
