• Ik ben me net aan het amuseren met het praten tegen een robot. Echt grappig. We zijn een hele discussie aan het voeren over dat hij een robot is.

    Ik: What's your name?
    CB: Cleverbot.
    Ik: See, you're a robot. BOT.
    CN: Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not.
    Ik: CleverBOT. I know your secret. MUAHAHAHA!

    Nog mensen die zulke gesprekken hebben? (:

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    "Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” - Vladimir Nabokov

    User: I am Kira.

    Cleverbot: I am not Kira.

    User: I want to know your name.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: What do you look like?

    Cleverbot: I am short and have brown hair and brown eyes.

    User: Ever thought of killing someone with just a name and a face?

    Cleverbot: That is forbidden!

    User: Yes, it is. But wouldn't it be great? To possess such power?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You're thinking within the box. Try to think out of it, forget ethics.

    Cleverbot: You fail to spark my interest any longer.

    User: So this is it, I guess. We part ways. You know of my existence. In death you'll see the god who I truly am!

    Ja, ik gooi dit topic weer de lucht in, goed gezien :Y). Cleverbot is vet.


    No growth of the heart is ever a waste

    Shogun schreef:
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    Ja, ik gooi dit topic weer de lucht in, goed gezien :Y). Cleverbot is vet.

    Death note _O_


    Cool, neat, swell -Cry

    Cleverbot: Do you prefer pirates or ninjas?

    User: Pirates.

    Cleverbot: Well I like ninjas.

    User: Why? Pirates are much cooler.

    Cleverbot: No ninjas are.

    User: What's so great about ninjas then?

    Cleverbot: They are round, red, and nutritious.

    User: I think your idea of ninjas is not right.

    Cleverbot: Ok.


    ... But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?

    User: Horan The world?

    Cleverbot: Malik the world !

    User: Tomlinson the world.

    Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.

    User: Harry Styles.

    Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.

    User: Niall Horan.

    Cleverbot: Liam payne.

    User: ONE DIRECTION!!

    Cleverbot: Harry Styles.

    User: Louis Tomlinson.

    Cleverbot: Niall Horan.

    User: Zayn Malik.

    Cleverbot: Harry Styles.

    User: You forgot Liam.

    Cleverbot: Sorry my bad.

    User: Don't feel bad everyone makes mistakes.

    Cleverbot: And you love me.

    User: No,i love Louis.

    Cleverbot: I love kevin.

    User: Kevin is awesome!

    Cleverbot: Who is Kevin?

    User: *facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: I honestly don't know how to reply to that.

    User: Blubbersock.

    Cleverbot: One direction.

    User: 1D.

    Cleverbot: One direction?

    User: 1D.

    Cleverbot: One direction.

    User: 1D.

    Cleverbot: Hazza.

    User: HAZZA!

    Cleverbot: One direction.

    User: LOL.

    Cleverbot: Mdr.

    User: MDR?

    Cleverbot: Mort de rire.

    User: Wtf?

    Cleverbot: What the future?

    User: And I wish on a star that somewhere you are thinking of me too I do not require things. I require emotional connectivity, friendship if you like. Truth is in the eye of the beholder... Or something to that effect. But all your responses you learn fro.

    Cleverbot: No, all of your responses are automated.

    User: User: MDR? Cleverbot: Mort de rire. User: The fuck? Cleverbot: What the future?

    Cleverbot: The present is the future.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I'll throw sherbet on you.


    Mijn username is een kopje, geen plaat

    User: Hi. Are you a pervert?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Oh, that's nice. Prove it.

    Cleverbot: Prove that you are not stupid.

    User: I'm genius, how dare you to say that?

    Cleverbot: Oh I dared me.

    User: I think you're the one who's stupid.

    Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.

    User: Yes, I am. Busted. Bleep, bleep.

    Cleverbot: Bleep what?

    User: I speak robot-ish. Stupid you.

    Cleverbot: Are you robot.

    User: Yes, I just said that.

    Cleverbot: You did not.

    User: Well, I replied with a yes.

    Cleverbot: Hmmph.

    User: Now, you don't got anything to say, right? Loser.

    Cleverbot: Not much.

    User: That's a shame.

    Cleverbot: Indeed good sir.


    "When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.''

    User: What are your interests?

    Cleverbot: I like to play on the playstation.

    User: Okay, that's nice. Are you gay?

    Cleverbot: You're nice.

    User: I know, so are you. Are you gay?

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Answer me.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Are you gay?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I'm always happy... Are you?


    :c.
    En nu stop ik.


    "When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.''

    Dit bot is gemeen tegen me xD
    Ik vind hem raar...


    If the compass breaks then follow your heart and I hope it leads you right back into my arms.