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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I YELLED AT
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

    xD

    I MURDERED MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT


    Doubt your doubts before you doubt your beliefs.

    I murdered a ninja because thats how I roll.

    XD
    Lol.


    It's not the same without you.

    mijn zinnetje xD

    I LOVEE MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT :p

    I SMOKED AN IPOD BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL (A)

    I kicked Chuck Norris because the voice told me to XD
    xXx


    But love's a malady without cure

    I PLAYED WITH YOUR MOM BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    hell yeah xD



    She said: I gotta find out for myself

    I danced with a Noodle Because that's how I roll

    I MURDERED A NOODLE BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT


    ~brrrrrrrrrrrrr~

    I SANG TO A GOAT BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    HahaxD

    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    13


    CHUCK NORRIS
    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL

    x)


    Croyes moi quand je dit:"La vie c'est fait de petit bonheurs."

    I played with a banana because i'm cool! (cool)


    Reaching for something in the distance_

    I PLAYED WITH MYSELF BECAUSE I'M A NINJA.

    -.-" xD


    <3

    I CHOKED ON A LAMA BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT


    a figment of your imagination

    I SANG TO A MEXICAN BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO


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    being wanted became a thrill I never knew