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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I sang to your sister because that`s how i roll xD


    Sweet dreams will come true.

    I SANG TO A NOODLE BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    :$


    You'll never dream alone. <3

    I HAD LUNCH WITH MY NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK xD


    Life is bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me

    I PLAYED WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT xD

    I PLAYED WITH CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    Whahaha ;)


    Träume sind wirklich!!

    I MORDERED A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL



    I RAN OVER MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS


    - -

    I SANG TO A GOAT BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK XD

    I Smoked a Paperclip Because I hate Myself (lol)(lol)

    I LOVE MYSELF BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL! x]

    Idd Jaah,
    Beetje Narsicme ;)


    007

    I HAD LUNCH WITH AN IPOD BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK_O_

    I SMOKED A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF
    WHaa lolligheid:P


    All the shit I did tonight those be the best memories

    I MURDERED A MONSTER BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL


    HIHI

    I RAN OVER A FORK BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL xD


    Even bad men love their mothers -

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

    haha en deze is die van men Brotha

    I PLAYED WITH YOU LIKE NO OTHER BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

    xD te grappiiiig Xx


    She cries. No one can hear her She's all alone <'3