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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I played with a paperclip because thats how i roll

    XD

    I KICKED A HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE IM COOL
    :|


    hou je mond joh =')

    I KICKED MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I HAD LUNCH WITH A FORK BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL


    ~Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one~

    i played with my science teacher because i was dronk

    whihi


    Best way not to get your heart broken, is to pretend you don't have one.

    I played whit a FoOtballplayer because I am Seccii and i do what I want


    She cries. No one can hear her She's all alone <'3

    I SMOKED A GANGSTER BECAUSE IM COOL

    (lol)

    I CHOKED ON A LAMA BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO xD


    bla bla bla

    I chocked on myself because that's the way I roll xD


    The quiet scares me because it screams the truth ..

    I love my neighbour because i'm not homosexual !
    Kdhoh xD
    whaha
    X(H)


    Don't just dream, make them come true.....&#9829;

    I kicked Chuck Morris because I'm not homosexual


    La Vie en Rose

    I MURDERED YOUR SISTER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    xD oke....

    I smoked my science teacher because I can't control myself ? :D


    sometimes goodbye is a painfull way to say I love you !

    I CHOKED ON MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE IM A NINJA

    xD


    Live is al work of art, you got to paint it colorful

    I YELLED AT MY NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL


    Love is in the air'<3