• omegle

    hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig xD

    asl= age sex location

    bob is kenteken voor quizlet


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    WOOOOOW


    Stranger: Do you prefer pancakes or crepes?
    You: Lick my pussy
    You: euh
    You: JUSTIN BIEBER?
    Stranger: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUUU\
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

    You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOH
    Stranger: ...?
    You: f/m?
    Stranger: m
    You: Owly fuck
    You: You most die!
    Stranger: i will, one day
    Stranger: sure thing is, not right now.
    You: when?
    You: YESSS
    You: NOO
    You: I GONNA KIL YOU NOW!
    You: *Pew pew*
    You: You're dead
    Stranger: yeah sure
    You: Yeaaah!
    You: you most dude!
    You: ow
    Stranger: i think you mean "you mUst die".
    You: I KIL YOU MAMMY
    You: and your daddy (;
    Stranger: and here i hoped to chat with a human who was given at least the faculty of language.
    You: and then YOUU!
    You: moehahahah
    You: im sead ;(
    Stranger: but it looks like even monkeys can type on a keyboard.
    You: sas*
    You: sad*
    You: fuck you
    Stranger: well, you see, i don't give a flying fuck
    You: eeuuh
    You: wtf?
    You: CIOAAA MET DE BALLEN!


    hij was niet droog ;(


    It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

    ik kreeg ineens iemand die net zo oud was als ik
    een meisje was
    en ook in holland woonde
    en toen ging ze weg --"
    what a f*cking pussy x]


    Maybe part of loving is learning to let go...

    AAGAGAGAHAHHA

    sexy (:


    Love is everywhere

    oeh ik praat nu met een aardig iemand (:


    I'm like Coca Cola, I can open happiness too.

    Talk to strangers!
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hey
    You: cubcake rules
    Stranger: Hey starnger im bored
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: stranger*
    Stranger: yeah send me some tehn?
    Stranger: then*
    You: unce!
    You: cupecake
    You: unce
    You: unce
    You: unce
    You: unce
    You: unce
    Stranger: :/
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: monorail ca
    You: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


    Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

    Stranger: 17/m/australia
    You: i´m muffin
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Ha! I invent the word impossible. That's why I am the champ. Whether I like it or not.

    Haha, ik heb best wel een gezellig gesprek :'D


    Everyone wants happiness without any pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

    Denisjeehhh schreef:
    dude iedereen praat over sex! geen normale sitexD


    Nee hoor, kijk maar:
    You: Hellooooooooooooo
    Stranger: Hii
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: Hw r u?
    You: I'm fine
    You: Do you know bob?
    Stranger: Sorry
    Stranger: i dont know
    You: To bad, I know a bob :)
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: Which bob?
    Stranger: :(
    You: My grandfather XD
    Stranger: Hanha
    You: Why are you :(
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: nothing
    Stranger: Never Mind
    You: I love nothing
    Stranger: whats ur name?
    You: I know, but you don't XD
    You: No just kidding, my name is Alyssa
    Stranger: Cool name
    You: Thank you, what's your name?
    Stranger: My name is Jubin
    Stranger: Jubin
    You: Jubin, that name I haven't heard before
    You: Do you live in Europ?
    Stranger: My full name is Jubin Jose
    Stranger: no,
    Stranger: asia,India
    You: Cool, I wanna go to Asia one day
    You: I live in the Netherlands
    Stranger: u are welcome to asia
    You: Thank you
    Stranger: hollond?
    Stranger: thats cool
    You: Yes, holland
    You: You're welcome in the Netherlands/Holland
    Stranger: I wish to visit amsterdam
    You: Amsterdam is really cool, I don't live there, but I've been there
    Stranger: Thnks Alysaa
    You: You're welcome :) And Thnks back


    The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

    Ik zei een keertje, dat ik 13 was, en die gast van± O.o You have a problem..


    It is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.

    Stranger: Why?
    You: why not?
    Stranger: horny?(;
    You: I'm gay
    You: :'D
    Stranger: talk dirty to me?(;
    You: If you want to get dirty, you should go play in the sand :)

    Your conversational partner has disconnected


    Forget the risk and take the fall...If it's what you want, it's worth it all.

    Stranger: hi
    You: Don't leave me !!!!! :o
    and hello ^-^
    Stranger: m/f
    Stranger: ?
    You: f
    you?
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: age?
    You: 16 you?
    Stranger: 17
    Stranger: ur name?
    You: Gaatje Nietsaan :)
    You: yours
    Stranger: nce name?
    Stranger: saud
    You: from where are you?
    Stranger: does it mater?
    You: yes ;o


    Forget the risk and take the fall...If it's what you want, it's worth it all.

    Ik praat nu met iemand die echt aardig is
    Ze houdt ook van Twilight(H)


    The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful