• omegle

    hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig xD

    asl= age sex location

    bob is kenteken voor quizlet


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    Muahahaha. Dat ga ik uitproberen :Y)


    I know there's a way so I promise: 'I'm gonna clean up the mess I made'

    Dat is echt funny D:


    Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear..

    wat betekent wbu? xd


    Behind the laughter it actually means something.

    Cupid schreef:
    wat betekent wbu? xd

    volgens my what about you ?


    A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism - Georges Bataille

    Stranger: hi, u a horny female with big tits and msn?
    You: yes.
    Stranger: age?
    You: 21
    Stranger: wer u from babe?
    You: oh, usa.
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: and u got msn?
    You: yess.
    Stranger: can i have it?
    You: offcourse.
    Stranger: ;)
    You: findalifeasshole@sucker.com
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    WHAHAHAHAHA


    Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear..

    er zitten echt allemaal pervs op die site lol. ze vragen om de minuut of ik 'horny' ben xd -


    Behind the laughter it actually means something.

    Stranger: POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT
    You: hi
    Stranger: GET ON THE GROUND
    You: Aaaaa, wher?
    Stranger: GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND
    Stranger: STOP RESISTING
    Stranger: SIR,
    Stranger: STOP RESISTING
    You: *beng, falls on the ground*
    Stranger: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
    Stranger: ANYTHING YU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST U IN COURT OF LAW
    Stranger: U HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY
    Stranger: IF U CANNOT AFFORD ONE, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED AT NO CHARGE
    Stranger: DO U UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I READ THEM TO YOU?
    You: YES, SIR
    Stranger: GOOD, NOW STAY DOWN
    Stranger: STAY ON THE GROUND
    You: I WILL
    You: I WILL
    Stranger: SIR IF YOU DO NOT STOP RESISTING I WILL BE FORCED TO USE FORCE
    Stranger: *gets out tazer*
    Stranger: GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER
    Stranger: *shoots tazer*

    Soosiej schreef:
    Stranger: POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT
    You: hi
    Stranger: GET ON THE GROUND
    You: Aaaaa, wher?
    Stranger: GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND
    Stranger: STOP RESISTING
    Stranger: SIR,
    Stranger: STOP RESISTING
    You: *beng, falls on the ground*
    Stranger: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
    Stranger: ANYTHING YU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST U IN COURT OF LAW
    Stranger: U HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY
    Stranger: IF U CANNOT AFFORD ONE, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED AT NO CHARGE
    Stranger: DO U UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I READ THEM TO YOU?
    You: YES, SIR
    Stranger: GOOD, NOW STAY DOWN
    Stranger: STAY ON THE GROUND
    You: I WILL
    You: I WILL
    Stranger: SIR IF YOU DO NOT STOP RESISTING I WILL BE FORCED TO USE FORCE
    Stranger: *gets out tazer*
    Stranger: GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER
    Stranger: *shoots tazer*

    whahahah xD


    A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism - Georges Bataille

    Stranger: HELLO
    You: ELLO
    Stranger: HOW ARE YOU MR BRITISH MAN?
    You: I'M FINEEEE. AND YOU? FRENCH GUY?
    You: WHATS 'BOUT THE CAPSLOCK
    Stranger: I AM NOT LE FRENCH
    You: YES YOU ARE
    You: MONSIEUR
    Stranger: I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THE CAPS
    Stranger: I STARTED LAST WEEK
    You: OMFG! I DON'T KNOW EITHER
    Stranger: SIGH
    Stranger: I JUST WANT TO GET RID OF IT
    You: I KNOW RIGHT!
    Stranger: WHY DONT THEY HAVE A USERSMANUAL FOR KEYBOARDS AN DSHIT
    You: THEY REALLY NEED TO MAKE ON OF THOSE
    You: I JUST DONT GET IT
    Stranger: I MAY JUST GO BUY ANOTHER KEYBOARD THEN
    You: WELL THEYRE ALL THE SAME
    Stranger: OR ARE THEY!
    You: YES THEY ARE STUPID
    You: DONT THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING AT SCHOOL
    Stranger: NO I THINK SOME OF THEM ARE CAMOFLAUGED
    Stranger: I DONT HAVE A SCHOOL HERE
    You: O O! I THINK THEY ARE CAMOFLAUGED INDEED
    You: THEYRE SO MEAN
    Stranger: AH THAT WOUL DEXPLAIN A BUNCH
    You: WHY GOD WHY
    You: MY LIFE IS MISERABEL
    Stranger: YEP
    Stranger: WELLLL
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMM
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMMM M MMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
    You: NOOO TURN OF THE M
    You: COME ON!
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMOWWMMMMMMM??mmmMMM
    You: YOU DONT KNOW HOW?
    You: YOU POOR THING
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNOONMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMELMMMMMMMMMMMPMMMMMMMEEEMMMMMMM
    You: IM FEELING SO SORRY FOR YOU
    You: HELP
    You: HELP
    You: WHAT SHOULD I DO ):
    Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM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    You: FUCKING IDIOTS WITH THEIR COMPLICATED KEYBOARDS
    You: IT MAKES ME WANTS TO SLAMMMM THE FRIGGIN KEYBOARD
    You: AAA STOP ME


    Sorry voor de hoofdletters, lol :')


    "I shut my eyes in order to see.'

    Stranger: hi
    You: Im Justin bieber
    Stranger: i wana fuck u



    OMYGODDDD! ;o hij klikte me weg ;(


    It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

    You: BEF MIJ
    Stranger: CINDABLOCK!
    You: BEF MIJ
    Stranger: CINDABLOCK!
    You: BEF MIJ
    Stranger: CINDABLOCK!
    You: BEF MIJ
    Stranger: CINDABLOCK!
    You: BEF MIJ!
    Stranger: CINDABLOCK!
    You: BEF MIJ!!
    Stranger: CINDABLOCK!
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    It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

    Bah, ik heb alleen maar saaierds vandaag.


    Hope goes lost but never dies.

    Ik was met een meisje aan het praten en ze klikte me weg toen ik iets ging vragen aan me zus xd


    It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

    Uwlg ben met een lesbain bezig xd


    It's not because I smile, my life is perfect. It's because I appreciate what life gives to me, and what God has blesse

    You: And where are u living?
    Stranger: in your room bwhhaaaaa
    You: Bwahaah. Now I'm scared
    Stranger: u should be
    You: Under my bed?
    You: ):
    Stranger: yeah
    You: AW! SO IT IS YOU
    You: I will kill you, mrs. Cuteness
    Stranger: dont vacuum me -.-
    You: HAHAHA
    You: :') That's so cute
    Stranger: :) YEAH IM cuteeee
    Stranger: oops caps , caps are cute too
    You: Hahaha
    You: I will read you a bedtime story
    You: How about that
    You: :v)
    Stranger: ok
    You: And then vacuum you
    You: Bwahaha
    Stranger: ohhhhhh
    You: It's a trap
    Stranger: noooo
    You: Yessss
    You: Die, cuteness, due.
    You: die*
    You: There's only place for one cuteness!
    Stranger: what place -.-
    You: That place behind the rainbow
    Stranger: in a treasure awwww
    You: Yesss. I a treasure chest
    Stranger: aww thats so cute ;)
    You: It's pretty narrow ):

    [ bericht aangepast op 20 jan 2011 - 23:06 ]


    "I shut my eyes in order to see.'