• omegle

    hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig xD

    asl= age sex location

    bob is kenteken voor quizlet


    Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

    Reverend schreef:
    Als je mij tegen komt, vraag ik; 'How do magnets work?'


    Ik ben een 964 jarige goede heks ben uit een land hier ver vandaan. Just so you know.


    There's power in the words you whisper.

    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: m
    You: both
    You: how are you?
    Stranger: finee
    Stranger: u?
    You: 2
    You: :]
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: from?
    You: a country far away
    You: WHERE MAGIC HAPPENS!!
    Stranger: hhhhhhh
    You: It's a magical and bewitched countje
    You: country
    You: I mean
    Stranger: ????
    You: I'm a witch
    You: a good witch
    You: being bad is dangerous in our country
    You: and illegal
    You: you go to jail
    You: when you're bad
    You: I don't want that to happen to me
    You: But much witches are bad this year
    You: So, there are more trolls protecting our town
    Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    You: It's true!!
    You: Believe me!!
    Stranger: nooooo
    You: How old are you??
    Stranger: 18
    You: I see
    Stranger: u?
    You: 694
    Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    You: Born in the middle ages
    You: no one believes me
    Stranger: u are sexxy??
    You: But people from our country are immortal
    You: yes I am
    Stranger: goood
    Stranger: soo
    Stranger: iwill to fuck u
    You: but it's forbidden in my country to have a hot chat
    You: THEY WILL CURSE ME!!
    You: It's forbidden
    You: And I follow my country's rules
    Stranger: emmmmmmmm
    Stranger: u hace faacebook??
    You: The trolls will get to my house if I do this!!
    You: what is that??
    You: we don't have it in my country
    You: But I have Glitter
    You: you can place Glits there
    You: like short messages
    You: about what ur doing at the moment
    Stranger: chating
    You: not chatting
    You: like posting messages from 1 sentence
    You: like a little blog
    You: it's: glitter.snr/
    You: my username is BobTheGoodWitch
    You: You have to put your specie in ur username
    You: and ur name
    Stranger: khaled
    You: register at Glitter today!!
    You: to follow me
    Stranger: i dont know
    You: Listen to me
    You: I'm always right
    You: I'm 694
    You: A wise, magical girl
    Stranger: i ,like
    You: I can send you some leprechauns
    You: We use them as slaves
    You: But I treat them nice
    You: U want one??
    Stranger: noo
    You: They're very nice if you treat them right
    Stranger: yeah
    You: in which country do you live?
    You: I will fly to you with my broomstick
    Stranger: u are welcom
    You: :D
    Stranger: soo i fuck u
    You: NO
    You: I TOLD YOU IT WAS FORBIDDEN!!
    Stranger: i like
    Stranger: im tunisian
    You: I may be a good witch, but I can cast dark spells as well!!!
    Stranger: by
    Stranger: beach
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    There's power in the words you whisper.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 15 f gaat je niets aan
    Stranger: cool
    You: If you understand the last part, you know where I'm from
    You: You?
    Stranger: 15 m uk and horny
    You: Alright... Why are man always horny?
    Stranger: coz we always are
    You: Nooooooooo way!
    You: Wich city in the uk?
    Stranger: london
    You: Cool, I'm going to London soon
    Stranger: cool
    You: Whats your name? Maybe I see you
    Stranger: so give a naked pic of u
    You: Bye
    You have disconnected.


    The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

    Stranger: hi I'm a Malaysian guy
    You: And I'm from Jupiter
    You: Woeesshj
    You: Hello Earth
    You: It looks so green over here
    You: Is that normal?
    Stranger: I have a cousin on Earths, im actually from Mars.
    You: Really?! So cool!
    You: Then we are aliens. :D
    You: - alienhug -
    Stranger: awesome!
    You: My name is Ztura
    You: Jupiter, Home Sweet Home Street 17


    "Well, well. Look who we've got here!"

    Harrison schreef:
    (...)

    Ik ben een 964 jarige goede heks ben uit een land hier ver vandaan. Just so you know.

    Ik begin met Hellooooooooooooooooooo world


    The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

    You: Hello!

    Stranger: hi
    You: i like pie
    Stranger: m here
    Stranger: me2
    You: haha :D
    You: everybody loves pie
    Stranger: yup ur rt
    You: i'm bored
    Stranger: ur rt
    You: OWKAY, what means ur rt >:[
    Stranger: means board
    You: I HAVE A BEARD
    Stranger: me2
    You: That's awesome
    Stranger: yea
    You: asl
    You: x'D
    Stranger: m0
    Stranger: m0
    Stranger: 20
    You: I still like pie
    Stranger: I dont change my mind
    You: me neither
    Stranger: gud
    Stranger: asl
    You: I LIKE PIE
    Stranger: bye baby
    You: NO

    Hahahahha x]


    Trust me. I'm the doctor

    Stranger: hiii :)
    Stranger: there
    Stranger: female 18
    Stranger: slovakia
    Stranger: asl please?
    You: Sorry, I already own a horse.


    (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

    Reverend schreef:
    Stranger: hiii :)
    Stranger: there
    Stranger: female 18
    Stranger: slovakia
    Stranger: asl please?
    You: Sorry, I already own a horse.


    OMG, ik helemaal hierom lachen in m'n uppie. :P


    There's power in the words you whisper.

    Lol, ik zit met een aardige dude uit brazillie.

    Oké hij denkt dat ik 16 ben en Allison heet maarja x]


    Trust me. I'm the doctor

    You: Hello master _O_
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    hahahaha. x]


    There's power in the words you whisper.

    Stranger: hey im looking for a horny girl
    You: Walk down your street and turn left
    You: :)


    There's power in the words you whisper.

    Ik heb hier iemand in amerika die zit te klagen dat dhet land te groot is en de steden ook


    “You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor

    Stranger: hi
    You: ih
    Stranger: ur name?
    You: ?eman ru
    Stranger: is that ur name....?
    Stranger: male here
    Stranger: n u?
    Stranger: bye
    You: ereh elam
    You: ?u n
    You: eyb
    Stranger: m/f?
    Stranger: ronit here
    You: ?f/m
    Stranger: m
    You: ereh tinor
    Stranger: here
    You: ereh
    Stranger: which language....?
    Stranger: r u speakin in....?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    There's power in the words you whisper.

    Stranger: hi
    You: Hellllooooooooo Alien
    Stranger: No, I live at the Earth xd
    You: I not :D
    Stranger: So, where do you live? Which planet?
    You: My Planet is de same planet but a different universe


    “You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” ~The Doctor

    Ik ging me eens voordoen als Franse homo, damn, dat was echt grappig _O_
    & toen had ik een gesprek met Chinese homo die van mollige jongens hield :3

    [ bericht aangepast op 12 mei 2011 - 21:39 ]


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