Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé

omegle

hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig

asl= age sex location

bob is kenteken voor quizlet

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: m/f?
You: /
Stranger: ??
You: I'm androgene, so I always hate that question. I don't know what to answer.
You: And it freaks people out.. ):
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Stranger: hi
You: I'M A 964 YEAR OLD GOOD WITCH CALLED BOB!!
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG
You: I'M FROM A COUNTRY FAR AWAY
You: WHERE MAGIC HAPPENS!!
Stranger: all hell to that old witch !
You: but I am nice
Stranger: yay ! i love magic
You: I:D
Stranger: do a magic trick !
You: I love to be nice
You: oke
You: ok
You: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!
Stranger: oh no another hairy potter lover
Stranger: LOL
You: Who is Harry Potter?
You: We don't know him in our country
You: I am a real witch
Stranger: don't EVER say his name !!!
You: sorry sorry sorry
Stranger: his name is hairy potter
You: If its forbidden
You: He's hairy??
Stranger: well no
Stranger: but it's funny
Stranger: it's like
Stranger: Elmo
You: Who is Elmo??
You: I'm from a different country
Stranger: everybody started calling him big red dildo
You: WHERE MAGIC HAPPENS!!
You: Hahahaha
You: We do know dildo's in my country
You: but I have to hunt
You: I hunt leprechauns
Stranger: sounds sexy
You: bye!!
Stranger: LOL

There's power in the words you whisper.

ik had net een gesprek met iemand en dat was leuk:DDD

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You: Knock knock!
Stranger: whos there?
You: Doctor.
Stranger: doctor who?
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOL!
Stranger: haha you're too funny
You: Yes, aren't I? I have another joke.
Stranger: yes please
You: Do you know the joke of 'no' and 'me neither'?
Stranger: no i'm sorry i dont
You: Me neither.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: another! another!

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ik doe me voor als Dean Winchester uit Supernatural

en zeg altijd dat er geen taart meer is trolooloool!

[ bericht aangepast op 12 mei 2011 - 22:17 ]

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

You: hee
Stranger: 56 years old male from India
You: wtf
You: i don't like you
Stranger: you were supposed to disconnect when i said that
Stranger:

Mhuaua ik doe lekker niet wat hij wil *O*

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You: BOB
You: THAT YOU?
You: IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
You: I just returned from China, but je you weren't there either
You: BUT NOW I FOUND YOU
You: Bob, why are you ignoring me?
You: Did you maybe cheat on me?
You: Are you going to leave me?
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Ghehehe...

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: 22 m us
You: sorry, im gay.
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Omg, ik hou van mensen pesten!

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

HARRYHARRY schreef:
You: BOB
You: THAT YOU?
You: IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
You: I just returned from China, but je you weren't there either
You: BUT NOW I FOUND YOU
You: Bob, why are you ignoring me?
You: Did you maybe cheat on me?
You: Are you going to leave me?
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Ghehehe...

One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.

You: BOB?!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: NO, REALLY, BOB, GUESS WHAT I DID.
You: I OWN A HORSE NOW.
You: It tastes like raisins.
You: And I caught a bulbasaur.
You: It tastes like candy, you know.
Stranger: y r boring me?
Stranger: cant u say godd words
You: Y U NO RESPOND
You: Y U NO LEARN ENGLISH.
You: I can say good words, see?
You: But Bob..
You: How are you?
You: Because when I went to Japan, and bought my Snorlax, I didn't find you.
You: I. Just. Did. Not.
You: Really, naaaaw!
You: Say, you lost the game Bob, YOU LOST THE GAME, HAHAHA!
You: Say, I gotta go catch the bus.
You: Kiss your wife from me!

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hahahahahahah!

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Ik wou n epic pokémon battle, maar niemand wou meedoen! dus liet ik charizard ze maar flamtroweren

Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

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You: A wild Snorlax appeared!
Stranger: WHERE?
You: THERE, RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Stranger: OMG, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE.
You: -hands masterball-
Stranger: I'm gonna get it
Stranger: You mind?
You: Catch it, young one.
Stranger: AHW, THANKS MATE.
Stranger: Fuck it's fast.
You: I have a Snorlaxhorse, so I can handle it.
Stranger: What pokémons do you have in your masterball?
You: A Snorlax, a horse, and a Bulbasaur.
You: AND A DIGGLET.
You: All in one.
Stranger: What should I choose do catch it?
Stranger: HOW COOOL.
Stranger: Is your name Bob?
You: YES IT'S BOB.
You: Which means you're on Q.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: OMG JA
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: Fucking eng.
You: Ja toch HAHAHA.
Stranger: HAHAHA WIE BEN JIJ OP Q DAN?
You: TROLOLOLOL.
You: Reverend.
Stranger: I KNEW IT.
You: Grizzly?
Stranger: Ik ben HARRYHARRY
You: OOOOH!
Stranger: Hahahaa omg zo toevallig!
You: Lol ja toch
You: Ik ga hier wel out bij.

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Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! Echt zó toevallig!

You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Iemand vertelt haar problemen tegen mij. :'D

Your make-up is terrible