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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I KICKED CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL XD
    maar wth is Chuck Norris ????



    But love's a malady without cure

    I smoked an Ipod because i'm an ninja

    lol xp

    I had lunch with a fork because that's how I roll

    I YELLED AT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL


    Take The Past, Burn It And Let It Go

    i ran over chuck norris because i was drunk

    I MURDERD MY DOG CAUSE IM A NINJA
    xD vette lol


    Welcome to Night Vale. All Hail the Glow Cloud. All Hail Perfect, Beautiful Carlos.

    I SANG TO YOUR MOM BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

    haha okay...lol xD

    I MURDERED YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE IM COOL
    I MURDERED YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    I MURDERED YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK

    x'] mn trui heeft 3 kleuren xD Paars Zwart en Grijss xP

    I SANG TO A SPOON BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT,, haha lol:P


    ONLY SEVEN LEFT <3

    I DANCED WITH A PERMANENT MARKER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH MY CHELL PHONE BECOUSE THAT'S HOW IT ROLL


    take me away

    I love you like no other because that's how I roll


    I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear. - Freddie Mercury

    I MURDERED MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    Wahahahahah OMG LOOOOL

    --I MURDERED A BASEBALL BAT BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    I love chuck norris because thats how I roll


    Thank you that it is the morning of another day..