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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    i had lunch with my neighbour because te voices told me to

    I sang to your sister because thats how I rol xD


    Sweet dreams will come true.

    I LOVE A FOOTBALLPLAYER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL ^^ ><


    liberae sunt nostrae cogitationes

    I danced with a goat because that's how I roll (:

    -I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    A SPOON
    -BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    xD

    I SANG TO A BASEBALL BAT BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    LOL XD


    hat kalte Füße! Wo bleibt der Sommer?

    I DANCED WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO


    Be yourself and not someone else!

    I SMOKED A SPOON BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    haha super gewoon!


    It's not about where you come from, it's about where you're going | SuperHuman>Umbreon>Beetee>JHutcherson>TDCC

    I SANG TO MYSELF BECAUSE I M SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT !

    Hell yeah xD


    - Even Death Can't Stop me From Loving You-

    I had lunch with a fireman because that's how i role.. haha hoe hip:P


    Wie du mir, so ich dir.

    i kicket a paperclip becuase the voices told me to???:P whahahahahaahahahahah dikke dikke lol XD:P

    I played with your brother because im cool

    Whaha, je tulak!


    To live would be an awfully big adventure

    I SANG TO A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL


    Whaha te grappig gewoon


    A dreamer is one who can only find his way by Moonlight

    I love a squirrel bexause i was drunk :P:P

    geweldig xD


    When Your Faith Walks On Broken Glass

    i kicked chuck norris because i was drunk ¬¬

    WIE IS CHUCK NORRIS :S


    I don't mind you keeping me on pins and needles...