I lolled:
God's mistakes in roughly chronological order
- Creating female counterparts for all the males of each species, yet forgetting to make a female human until at least a day later.
- Creating Eve out of Adam's rib, rather than out of thin air like his omnipotent self. First, the poor guy's missing a rib for the rest of his life. Second, Eve was then made out of Adam, so all love from then on out was reduced to narcissism and all sex reduced to incest or self-gratification (i.e. sin).
- Letting things on Earth get so out of hand that he had to wipe the slate and start over.
- While he's wiping the slate, He simply refuses to wipe the slate totally clean. He has to save Noah and family for the next round of inbreeding, instead of re-creating humanity from scratch. This leads to the next round of wiping the slate known as the Great Tribulation or Yawm ad-Din.
- Going nuts because of the Tower of Babel, but doing nothing about Burj Khalifa, topping at 2,722 ft.
- Fathering a son through an engaged virgin (secretly, and without any prior notice to her fiancé) in open defiance to the laws he himself set back in Deuteronomy 22:25, and expecting her to be honored.
