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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I yelled at a bananan caus Í'm sexy and I do what I want xD


    never lose the ability to see beauty in the little things

    I MURDERED MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT ^^


    you will be my forever and ever.....

    I LOVE A GANGSTER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    das mijn zin !! aja oke....

    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
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    MYSELF
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    I PLAYED WITH MYSELFE BECAUSE I KNOW HOW I ROLL


    wtf da's lollig joh klig plat van het lachen


    I LOVE MYSELF
    BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    YeahHéé
    xx.


    007

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH MYSELF BECAUSE IM A NINJA


    I am an idiot, I move.

    I MURDERED
    A SQUIRREL
    BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    Ach zal wel xD

    I SANG TO A GOAT BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO

    I SANG TO A GOAT BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO

    I DANCED WITH YOU LIKE NO OTHER BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT xD


    Life is a fairytale, told by an idiot.

    Whahaha (;
    Wel goed gevonden!
    Snel even maken =)

    I KICKED A BASEBALL BAT BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF.

    Auw.
    Moet pijnlijk zijn voor m'n teen (:
    En eigenlijk kan ik me niet herrineren waarom ik mezelf haat.
    Maarja (:

    Jolienn.

    I had lunch with a monster because thats how I roll

    -I SMOKED A SQUIRREL BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL


    I'll take you to another world

    i played with a science teacher because i''m a ninja


    Best way not to get your heart broken, is to pretend you don't have one.

    I kicked Chuck norris because I hate myself.


    *He's the one.