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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH A SPOON BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK


    You collect mistakes like they’re postcards from exotic places.

    I CHOKED ON A LAMA BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    XD


    bla bla bla

    I RAN OVER A GOAT BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

    XD (cool) Egt laché

    Top gedaan.


    Live for the one you love.

    i ran over myself because i'm not homosexual:S

    I CHOKED ON A MEXICAN BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL

    i ran over my dog because i'm not homosexual XP

    I did the macarena with a paperclip because I was drunk
    Nou als je dat doet ben je zeker dronken :P


    Ik lach de wereld uit, en dans mijn twijfels weg

    I murdered a ninja because I'm a ninja xD

    I SANG TO YOUR SISTER BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF

    I DANCED WITH MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.


    logische verklaringXD:P


    I go wherever you will go..

    I KICKED A FORK BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL.
    wat betekend roll?
    xxx me


    Cause you're amazing, just the way you are<3

    I SANG TO AN I POD BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY ( ja ik haat mijn moeder wel eens als ze me dwingt were eens kakker kleertjes aan te doen)

    i did the macarena with a banana becaus i hate myself (okeee) :p

    x-x-x

    I MURDERED MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

    I kicked a paperclip because thats how I roll