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    PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON-

    JANUARY--I KICKED
    FEBRUARY--I LOVE
    MARCH--I SMOKED
    APRIL--I PLAYED WITH
    MAY--I CHOKED ON
    JUNE--I DANCED WITH
    JULY--I SANG TO
    AUGUST--I HAD LUNCH WITH
    SEPTEMBER--I MURDERED
    OCTOBER--I DID THE MACARENA WITH
    NOVEMBER--I YELLED AT
    DECEMBER--I RAN OVER

    PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON-

    1


    A PAPERCLIP
    2
    A MONSTER
    3
    YOU LIKE NO OTHER
    4
    A FORK
    5
    A GANGSTER
    6
    A MEXICAN
    7
    MY CELL PHONE#
    8
    MY DOG
    9
    MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRiEND
    10
    MY NEIGHBOUR
    11
    MY SCIENCE TEACHER
    12
    A BANANA
    13
    CHUCK NORRIS
    14
    A STUFFED ANIMAL
    15
    A GOAT
    16
    A PICKLE
    17
    YOUR MOM
    18
    A SPOON
    19
    MYSELF
    20
    A FOOTBALL PLAYER
    21
    A NINJA
    22
    A PERMANENT MARKER
    23
    A NOODLE
    24
    A SQUIRREL
    25
    A BASEBALL BAT
    26
    YOUR SISTER
    27
    YOUR BROTHER
    28
    AN IPOD
    29
    A FIREMAN
    30
    A LAMA
    31
    A HOMELESS GUY

    PICK THE COLOUR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING-

    WHITE---BECAUSE IM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
    BLACK---BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
    PINK---BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
    RED---BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
    BLUE---BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT
    GREEN---BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF]
    PURPLE---BECAUSE IM COOL
    GRAY---BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
    YELLOW---BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1.000.000 DOLLARS
    ORANGE---BECAUSE I HATE MY FAMILY
    OTHER---BECAUSE IM A NINJA
    NONE---BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

    I SANG TO AN IPOD BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO

    I DID THE MACARENA WITH A HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK


    You can't touch music but music touch you

    I played With My Science Teacher Because I Was Drunk


    BAM!

    I CHOKED ON A SQUIRREL BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF


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    I DANCED WITH MY NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL:P
    Ivy x.

    I KICKED MY SCIENCE TEACHER BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF

    I KICKED A BASEBALL BAT BECAUSE IM A NINJA!
    cool!! past wel bij elkaar


    herinner gisteren, droom van morgen, maar leef vandaag

    I HAD LUNCH WITH A PERMANENT MARKER BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL



    Ive Life Is Just A Joke, Then Why Am I Dead? x]

    I sang to myself because I hate myself
    -iks dee-


    it's cool to know nothing.

    I LOVE A SPOON BECAUSE IM COOL

    XD


    Have you ever had sex with a piece of fruit? Was it a melon? [Nathan Young]

    i played with a monster becouse the voices told me to,whahaha lol!!

    I sang to my sister because i'm a ninja


    My fairytail stinks, does yours?

    En Fa:I smoked a Baseball bat because that's the way i roll


    My fairytail stinks, does yours?

    I RAN OVER A HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK :') Haha omg :)

    I SMOKED A SQUIRREL BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL, BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AND BECAUSE I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF.

    drie kleuren shirt :']