Chat with a stranger 3 - Stamcafé

omegle

hier praat je gwn met n random vreemdeling, echt grappig

asl= age sex location

bob is kenteken voor quizlet

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Maybe we should doubt our fears instead our dreams.

Grizzly schreef:
ik doe me voor als Dean Winchester uit Supernatural

en zeg altijd dat er geen taart meer is trolooloool!

looool ik zei telkens 'I LIKE PIE. DO YOU LIKE PIE OFCOURSE YOU DO EVERYBODY LIKES PIE' haha En nu heb ik haar twitter :0

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Trust me. I'm the doctor

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: A wild Snorlax appeared!
Stranger: PAPA ECHO NOVEMBER INDIA SIERRA!
Stranger: WATER GUN!
You: BLAST
Stranger: IS SNORLAX SPANISH FOR SOMETHING?
You: HARDEN!
You: No, it's a pokemon!
Stranger: I EAT TROLLS AND SH*T OUT BABIES
You: GOOGLE IT. SNORLAX.
You: ME GUSTA
Stranger: THATS MY friend sorry
You: I OWN A HORSE.
Stranger: *thats my
Stranger: cool
Stranger: PAPA ECHO NOVEMBER INDIA SIERRA!
You: Yeah.
You: HORSE.
Stranger: PAPA ECHO NOVEMBER INDIA SIERRA!
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOL.
Stranger: GO FART IN GEORGE W'S BUSH
You: TROLOLOLOLOL!
Stranger: sierra oscar... whiskey hotel alpha tango sierra uniform papa?
You: OMG. I LOVE THE SIERRA OSCAR... WHISKEY HOTEL ALPHA TANGO SIERRA UNIFORM PAPA.
Stranger: OMG I LOVE THE I LOVE SIERRA OSCAR
You: I LOVE THE OMG I LOVE THE-PART!
Stranger: WE NEED TO THROW SOME NUGGETS OFFA CLIFF
Stranger: MGHMHMHMHM
You: YOU TAKIN' THE NUGGETS MATE?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Stranger: Omg r u king kong
You: no, i'm pikachu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Your make-up is terrible

Stranger: 14 f canada
You: you are young girl
Stranger: yep
You: does your momma knows your chatting with strangers?
Stranger: yep
You: awesome
You: mine doesn't

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Your make-up is terrible

Ik zit zo helemaal een gastje te pesten :'D

Stranger: f or m
You: f
Stranger: how old
You: 17
Stranger: horny?
You: Sure
Stranger: wet?
You: Maybe
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im rock hard
Stranger: i have got an 9 inch dick
You: Thats damn little
Stranger: wtf
You: In my country, is that very small
Stranger: send me a pic of you?
You: Sure
Stranger: how you gunna send it?
You: with a link
You: http://www.trouwplannen.nl/blog/wp-content/upload/hulk_hogan.jpg
You: Have I nice day, i have to go to school

Ik zat die gast helemaal te kutten :'D
Hij geloofde ook gewoon alles wat ik zei ofzo :'D

Zo'n meisje uit Zweden vraagt of ik d'r wil helpen met schrijven van een short novel voor school :"D

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And this I believe: that the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: So what brings you to omegle this frigid, frigid night?
You: its afternoon here
Stranger: Oh?
Stranger: Gonna guess...
Stranger: Middle east?
You: no, try again
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: Europe...on the right side
You: nope
You: hint: my skin is green
Stranger: YOU'RE A KAPPA!
You: im an alien
Stranger: Hahaha
You: from Mars (:
Stranger: What's the weather like on Extron-9
You: it rains...
You: applepie
Stranger: So what's an alien like you
Stranger: doing on omegle?
You: well,
You: i dont know
You: i was bored
You: want a piece of applepie?
Stranger: Sure!
Stranger: Are the apples....normal apples?
You: yeah, of course
You: ... i think
You: *gives applepie*
You: and?
Stranger: OM NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: Wow this is great!
You: i know (:
Stranger: There's no like...alien poison.... or alien laxatives or anything is there
You: ehm, well...
You: eeh... bye

Geniaal gesprek :'D

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One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: UNDERPANTS
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Vette lol x'D

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One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.

Stranger: Hi!
22/male/Germany/Polish roots/straight
what brings you here?
what's your asl?
You: hey
You: did you know that kangaroos cant walk backwards (die is gejat, ik weet het )
You: Imma Dutchie
You: you know where Dutchland is?
You: It's
You: next to germany
You:
You: uits full of Dutchies
Stranger:
Stranger: nice icebreaker
You: I know;)

[ bericht aangepast op 13 mei 2011 - 16:27 ]

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ars moriendi

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 21 m
You: UNDERPANTS
You: UNDERPANTS
Stranger: wht u say dude.......
You: UNDERPANTS UNDERPANTS!!!
You: UNDERPANTS?
Stranger: are ok mently...........
You: UNDERPANTS(:
Stranger: m/f
You: UNDERPANTS!
Stranger: ooooooooo helllooooooooooo fooooooooooooollllll
You: UNDERPANTS (:
Stranger: fuck offffffff............
You: UNDERPANTS
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x']
moet je ook eens proberen

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One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.

omg!!
het is een jongen uit korea, en ik zeg dat ik moet gaan en hij zegt "i love you"

You: UNDERPANTS
You: UNDERPANTS
You: ARE YOU WEARING UNDERPANTS?
You: I'M NOT
You: I'M WEARING MY LUCKY SOCKS
You: CUZZZZZ IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY
You: GOTTA WEAR MY LUCKY SOCKS ON FRIDAY
You: No?
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You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?

Stranger: hello
You: do you like the maple kind?
Stranger: i don't know
You: tell your friends about it
You: its great
Stranger: ok
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[ bericht aangepast op 13 mei 2011 - 17:13 ]

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*klop klop* Penny! *klop klop* Penny! * klop klop* Penny!

Reverend schreef:
Als je mij tegen komt, vraag ik; 'How do magnets work?'

Ik had er net een die vroeg How do magnets work?

Ik zei dat ik Leah Clearwater was

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The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed - One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful